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The RandyCamp

Life can be a bitch. So nail her while you can.

About Me

I am Dub C born, fire baptized, persecuted for being me, driven and lazy at the same time, and looking for something to jump me and the Impact Players to the next level.

My Interests

www.theimpactplayers.com www.lostinparisband.com

I'd like to meet:

Selma Hayek, William Shatner, Andres Segovia, Vincent Price, Michael Jackson, Prince Rogers Nelson, Wes Anderson, Monica Belucci

Music:

Too Many too name but not enough to brag.

Movies:

Akira, The Anniversary Party, Batman, Brick, Go, Happiness, Inside Man, Open Water, She Hate Me, Traffic, Very Bad Things, Wet Hot American Summer,

Television:

Angel, Arrested Development, Lost, The O.C., WWE Raw,

Books:

Black Like Me, Fight Club, Things Fall Apart, Dashiell Hamet short stories...

Heroes:

Frank Wills

My Blog

Con te Partiro

I never knew what it meant to love something.  I was always taught that love was strong affection between two people.  Now I know better.  I shall exault your praise to t...
Posted by The RandyCamp on Wed, 02 May 2007 10:52:00 PST

While Watching Get Rich or Die Tryin I thought...

As soon as the credits started I noticed a big ISA logo flash on the screen indicating that the film was produced by Interscope Shady Aftermath films.  Does this mean I can expect a Obie Trice fi...
Posted by The RandyCamp on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 01:42:00 PST

Dodge Shadows Remind Me of the Strangest Things

I came to a gross realization as I was working on my brother's dead car the other day.  I was sitting outside in the heat when what I thought at first glance was a thick bead of grease ...
Posted by The RandyCamp on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 12:45:00 PST

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love

I have a true problem with letting go of some of my goals.  There are feats I dreamed of accomplishing that I will never reach. I know I won't every become an olympic runner.  But the g...
Posted by The RandyCamp on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 09:45:00 PST

In the Wake of a rough week

I really wanted to take this time out and drop some thoughts that have been rattling round my head for a while.  On mardi gras I was greeted by a 6'2" woman who basically attacked me on the dance...
Posted by The RandyCamp on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 09:17:00 PST

Waxing Cursive

    It recently came to my attention that whining or complaining about the opposite sex keeps any and all of its members from finding you attractive.  Words I could learn to l...
Posted by The RandyCamp on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 01:51:00 PST

Mrs. Bojangles

So anyway I was out last night just kinda doing my thing.  My thing at the moment seems to be hanging out with other guys girlfriends.  Nah, not that "playa" shit where I am stealing br...
Posted by The RandyCamp on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

New Rules for Being M.I.A.

Anyone who don't know what M.I.A. means should just ask.  It has nothing to do with being missing. 1. Mess things up.  If you do something right then people are going to expect you to do thi...
Posted by The RandyCamp on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Black Out 2005

So anyway, apparently America is closer to the place my grandfather grew up than I thought. I was at my favorite watering hole last night and I had a conversation with a couple folks as to the reason...
Posted by The RandyCamp on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Boyfriend Ediquette

So anyway, I was at this bar that I frequent on occasion singing a couple tunes for the masses when out of nowhere this beautiful girl comes over to me and compliments my singing voice. I tried to ex...
Posted by The RandyCamp on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST