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I always swore that I'd never join this thing but alas I have succumbed to peer pressure and here I am. Well now for the pretentious part; me me me!!! I'm 19 and studying English Literature at the University of Reading. I currently live at 122 Basingstoke Road with 7 other girls and they plus the house *ROCK MY FUCKING SOCKS*. I won't bore you with the many sides of Kirsty, I'm a different person with everyone; it's not two faced or false it's just that the different parts of my personality fit better in their own seperate places and that's the way I like it, but it's all me.If there's one thing that I cannot stand, it's people that take themselves and their lives too seriously-"I'm so hard done to, nobody understands me, I have so few real friends..." blah blah blah shit; GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELVES. Shit happens and most of us deal with it or learn to live with it, so if you want to be my friend then make sure you've got a sense of humour and that you can laugh at yourself. Be able to realise that, despite the darker moments, the glass is usually half full and you've got it better than most in the world. I can be as moody as the rest of you- BELIVE ME-but go on, I dare you, smile with me or make me laugh, you'll feel better for it I promise..MAKE ME SMILE - Dance with me till your feet hurt and your head spins - Laugh at earthy, childish things. Sometimes the simplest humour is the best -Don't speak, just enjoy the silence - Make me a cuppa - Give me a hug, a genuine hug; no back slapping - Walk in the darkness with me - Share my love of thunderstorms - Be honest, blunt if you want - Be a funny drunk - Be yourself.Right, now you can be my friend:) 80 Things You Might Not Know About Me
Whats your middle name? My full name is...Kirsty Patricia Catherine Frances McDonald *cue laughter*
How big is your bed? Double-yey room for two
What are you listening to right now? Empire-Kasabian tuuuune
What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number? 6165
What was the last thing you ate? muesli and yoghurt + drinking a cuppa
Last person you hugged? My friend James-it was his 21st so he deserved it
How is the weather right now? Dunno my curtains are shut
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? My mummy :)
What is the first thing u notice in the opposite sex? Eyes if I..'m close enough, if not then hair/clothes
Favorite type of Food. Pasta!!!
Do you want children? I was born to be a mother
Do you drink? Yep
Ever get so drunk you don't remember the entire night? About twice in my life and I always hate myself after .."I..'ll never drink again.."
Hair color? Brunette (sounds better than brown hehe)
Eye colour? ah well I say blue others say green and I..'ve got some hazel, grey and yellow(?) in them too. .."bugs eyes.."Anna G
Do you wear contacts/glasses? Nope
Favorite holiday? Christmas is always magical no matter how old I get
Favorite Season? Winter girl-much easier to warm up than it is too cool down
Have you ever cried over a girl/boy? blimey how long have you got...
Last Movie you Watched? The Devil Wears Prada
What books are you reading? I..'m an English student-fucking loads
Piercings? Just my ears
Favorite Movie? Beauty and the Beast/Notting Hill (cus I..'m a girly geek)
Favorite college football Team? stupid American questions...
What were you doing before filling this out? Watching This Morning-I fucking love Phil and Fern!
Any pets? 1 dog and 3 cats
Dogs or cats? I love them both
Favorite Flower? Either a white lily or a rose that..'s such a deep red it..'s almost black
Have you ever loved someone? yes, once...lets not talk about that, he knows who he is and he..'s apologised
Who would you like to see right now? My mummy-it..'s been 3 weeks!
Have you ever fired a gun? Does a water pistol count?
Do you like to travel by plane? Yes but I hate the bit after take off when the cabin de-pressurises and it feels like free-fall
Right-handed or Left-handed? Righty :)
If you could go to any place right now where would you go? Liverpool to see all my wonderful family
Are you missing someone? Alot of people actually
Do you have a tattoo? Nope
Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings? Hell yeah! Who doesn..'t!?! Spongebob, Dexters Lab, Fairly odd parents etc
Are you hiding something from someone? I always am, I..'m a secretive person
ARE YOU 18? No 19
WHAT IS THE WALLPAPER ON YOUR CELLPHONE? My Dog Tia
DID YOU GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT? Didn..'t get to bed until half 2 and I..'m awake now so obviously not
FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THIS MORNING? That I shouldn..'t have gone out last night-my sore throat is now 10 times worst
WHAT DO YOU HAVE HANDY AT YOUR BEDSIDE? Water, phone, lipbalm, tissues, tv remote
GRILLED OR FRIED? Fried is soooo good because you know it..'s soooo bad
WHAT MAKES YOU UNIQUE? Erm...my eyes because they..'re unusual
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? Depends where I am and who I..'m with
FAVORITE HANGOUT? Anywhere with my friends
3 THINGS YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT? Food, water, oxygen (thats right GCSE science paid off!)
FAVORITE SONG? Couldn..'t choose just one
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? Pain-physical or mental. I..'m not a very strong person
ARE YOU A GIVER OR TAKER? Both
WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Buttercup, kkk, captain magners...
WHAT IS YOUR DADS MIDDLE NAME? Francis
WHATS YOUR MOTHERS MIDDLE NAME? Patricia
STUCK ON A DESERTED ISLAND & COULD TAKE ONE THING? A mobile phone with super battery and signal so I could call for help!
FAVORITE T.V. COMMERCIAL? The little ginger kid of the kodak advert is so cute I could eat him!
WHO'S YOUR CELL PHONE PROVIDER? 02
FIRST THING YOU'LL SAVE IN A FIRE? People and pets are obvious so after them probably photos as they can..'t be replaced
Whats your favorite color? Blue-any shade
WHAT ARE THE THINGS YOU ALWAYS TAKE WITH YOU? My friends laugh because I have a Mary Poppins handbag: Phone, ipod, keys, purse, makeup, pen, mini sewing kit, hairbrush, tampons, paracetamol etc...
WHAT DID YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID? A vet. I still do tbh but I wasn..'t good enough at science
WHAT DO YOU USUALLY DO WHEN THE CLOCK TURNS 11:11? Smile to myself, I like those kind of things
THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDSHEEt? Chocolate
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT BEFORE YOU GO TO BED? Everything and anything; I do my best thinking lying in the dark
Take this survey | Find more surveysGet Your Own! | View SlideshowI'm so sorry, I don't do Myspazzy pictures; fucking shit loads of shots of myself in various emo upwards poses whilst I sit and wait around for people to comment on my face... Instead, all of my photos are of special times in special places with or taken by special people...END OF RANT enjoy:)

My Interests

'A curse attends that woman's love, Who always would be pleasing. The pertness of the billing dove, Like tickling, is but teasing. What then in love can woman do? If we grow fond they shun us. And when we fly them, they pursue. But leave us when they've won us.'

I'd like to meet:

On here, friends, old and new. I did used to say anyone but unfortunately the amount of randoms, that think that because they live in vaguely the same area of the country as me that we'll have stuff in common, is getting ridiculous. In general- My Grandfather on my father's side and...

Music:

I like to think I'm pretty open minded about music; I have a pretty diverse taste. However, I will draw the line at dance music; not only is it repetitive and unimaginative but also despite its title and short of the old 'big fish, little fish, cardboard box' you CANNOT DANCE TO IT!!! I could list all the stuff on my itunes but that would take aaaages so instead I'll give you a random selection...have to start with the Kaiser Chiefs-I love them-hurry up with the next album damnit!!! Blur, Arctic Monkeys, Killers, Britney (leave her alone!), Girls Aloud, Coldplay, Keane, Damien Rice, Razorlight, Death Cab for Cutie, Jem, Joss Stone, The Feeling, Kelly Clarkson, James Morrison, Ashlee Simpson, The Verve, Ok Go, The Kooks, Panic at the Disco, Placebo, The Strokes etc etc... Oh yeah and I was raised on the following; Beatles, Simply Red, Stevie Wonder, Harry Chapin-Greatest Stories live will change your life so listen to it, Paul Simon, Art Garfunkel, Phil Collins, Van Morrison, Queen, Don McLean, Temptations, The Kinks, Rod Stewart, Rolling Stones, Rick Astley-he's originally from Warrington too!!! Technically it's not music but I love getting my weekly best of Moyles podcast because I never get up in time to listen to the actual show-whoops-but seriously the man makes me wet myself

Movies:

My two favourites are Notting Hill and Beauty and the Beast, I love all the disney ones really. Erm I'll run through some of my incredibly girly dvd collection; Notting Hill, Love Actually, How To Lose A Guy In Ten Days, Mean Girls, Bridget Jones, The Wedding Planner (can't remember anymore). Recently saw Memoirs of a Geisha and it was fantastic, also Brokeback Mountain was beautiful and moving. Why is it that when it comes to writing things like these your memory goes blank? I'll have to get back to you on the rest I'm afraid...

Television:

A dreadful time consumer and distraction but unfortunately one that I cannot live without. lets see...I've watched coronation street all my life, as a student I have to watch neighbours and hollyoaks, waking the dead, top gear, have I got news for you, big brother (I can't help it), I love all those programmes bursting with teenage angst like the oc and one tree hill and dawsons creek (back in the day)

Books:

Rebecca, Wuthering Heights, Jane Eyre, Pride and Prejudice (I am a girl!). I read 'The Lovely Bones' a year before everyone else jumped on the bandwagon damnit! 'We Need To Talk About Kevin'-Lionel Shriver is just fantastic. Jodi Picoult's books are about as trashy as I'm prepared to go but I love them. Ian McEwan is an amzing writer, so far I've read 'Enduring Love' and 'Saturday', 'Atonement' is awaiting me at home. 'The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon' is a short one from Steven King but a gripping read none the less. Although boys staples I really enjoyed 'The Catcher in the Rye' and 'A Clockwork Orange'. 'The Time traveller's Wife' was beautifully constructed (I jumped on the bandwagon that time). As a child I was obsessed with Thomas the Tank Engine and as young girl any of the Point Horror, Babysitter's Club or Sweet Valley High Books kept me entertained! There are so many more but I couldn't possibly remember them all so I'll wrap it up now by saying that I love to analyse any poetry and Shakespeare provides good meaty essay questions- forgive me, I'm and English Lit student and a FUCKING GEEK.

Heroes:

My Cousins Chris, Holly and Andrew have been through more in their lives than anyone I know can lay claim to. If you think you've got major problems like divorced parents or relationship troubles etc, talk to these three and you'll realise that it all means jack shit. My parents had really tough upbringings and continuous misfortune and tragedy but they dragged up me and brothers ok, so they're heroes in my eyes. On a slightly less serious and pretentious note the following also have my greatest respect...Tranny Rach (only podcast listeners will understand), Ringo-just for the hours of enjoyment that Thomas the Tank Engine provided me, Napoleon Dynamite (that's an obvious one), Mr Potter (again an obvious one) and last but not least Boris Johnson-just ahhh, bless him. Oh yeah and a more recent one, Richard 'hamster' Hammond, come on the guy is obviously superman and after he survived a 280mph car crash I feel slightly less embarrassed to admit that I fancy him hehe:)

My Blog

The soundtrack to my life...

If your life was film what would the soundtrack be? So, here's how it works:1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, etc)2. Put it on shuffle3. Press play4. For every question, type the son...
Posted by Half Pint on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 01:05:00 PST

Leeds

WOW I am tired. I've been driving all afternoon getting back from Leeds. I had such a wonderful weekend! Firstly I got to see my Georgia, it's been a ridiculously long time since we've spoken face to ...
Posted by Half Pint on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 02:41:00 PST

Getting on with it...

I have calmed a little since yesterday, man oh man was I mad! Instead I have decided to move on as there is, at the present, fuck all I can do about it. So now I'm going to share some excitement with ...
Posted by Half Pint on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 05:16:00 PST

RAGE!!!

I knew my good mood wasn't going to last long; I told you didn't I!?! For once this blog thing-a-ma-jigga will prove its worth...I need a fucking big rant and the people I want to write about don't ha...
Posted by Half Pint on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 02:28:00 PST

'tis the season to be jolly...

I am in an unseasonbaly good mood today, actually that's a lie. It's not unseasonable because I adore the winter. Most people say that they spend the year waiting for the summer but not me. In the su...
Posted by Half Pint on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 07:16:00 PST

Ce-le-brate good times, come on!

To the rest of the world the following will mean fuck all but to me this is important... Britney Spears is finally divorcing that fucking mong of a husband!!! YEY Britney, maybe now she can get back t...
Posted by Half Pint on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 08:25:00 PST

Blind...

"someone/something new and exciting" Could it have been right under my nose for a while now? Yes...I think it may well have been That is all k xxxx
Posted by Half Pint on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 07:26:00 PST

Interesting night

Well, last night was certainly interesting... I was at a fancy dress house party dressed as a play-boy bunny, however (and this is going to sound really dumb) I forgot how much unwanted atte...
Posted by Half Pint on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 02:26:00 PST

Damn Essay!!!

If I have to read one more article on Scriblerain satire I'm going to kill someone or something... So, hows about someone saves me the trouble and writes my essay for me 'True satire always suggests p...
Posted by Half Pint on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 05:33:00 PST

hmmm...

I've never kept a diary but I felt like talking yet not to anyone in particular... I'll warn anyone that's reading this that the following will be SERIOUSLY boring, so if your time is precious then st...
Posted by Half Pint on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 10:12:00 PST