Persona Non Grata - ProfilesArchive

About Me

-Not nearly as sweet as a vidalia onion but twice as white.
-Not hearing voices yet but seeing all kinds of things.
-My car is silver. -Update: My NEW car is white.
-My car burns lots of 10w30. -Update: My NEW car burns nothing but a hole in my wallet!
-True lesbians have a void that NO man can fill.
-I love video games, but I totally suck at them.
-I also love women, but suck even harder at meeting them.
-I own many flashlights.
-My cats shed lots of fur and dander.
-Lots of things taste good, but some also taste bad.
-Grimace skin is purple.
-I need to get some beer coasters.
-Drywall is not completely dry.
-Beer is a thing that I drink.
-The "ASWD" keys on my keyboard are very faded.
-My favorite t-shirts are also very faded.
-I have three soldering guns, and also two propane torches, two butane torches, three Zippo lighters, and about six disposable lighters, oh and one MIG welder.
-I wear glasses so that I can see properly.
-I also wear clothes so that my shame is not visible when I leave my shelter.
-If I didn't have soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much body hair I would cover myself in tattoos ('cause that would be ducky)!!
-Scooters are for fags, and motorcycles are for fags that are in denial. I own a Yamaha XJ650 Maxim motorcycle!

My Interests

Video games, cartoons, cars, motorcycles, tattoos, movies, music, candy corn, skittles, I'd like to travel more, I'd also like to see the sun more often, and the drinking of all types of alcoholic beverages (especially BEER)!

I'd like to meet:

"My maker!"
If you don't laugh at this, your soul is dead.

Lordy mama indeed!!

Music:

80's Pop, classic rock, heavy metal, some rap (mostly old skool). Some examples are System of a Down, AC/DC, Cradle of Filth, Beastie Boys, Pink Floyd, Boston, Fear Factory, NIN, Disturbed, Gorillaz, Black Sabbath, and so on.
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Movies:

All time favs are The Big Lebowski, Office Space, Resevoir Dogs, Airplane 1&2, Harold and Kumar..., Das Boot, Scarface, and way too much more to list.

Television:

Farscape, 24, The Shield, some shows on Adult Swim, ATHF, Moral Orel, Harvey Birdman, Metalacolypse, some Anime, TLC, Science and Discovery Channels.

Books:

Haven't read many lately but Sci-Fi and fantasy is my main interest.

Heroes:

Beer! and Wolverine! But I have to say without a doubt that Carl Brutananadilewski is my idol, he is everything that I am and hopefully will be; don't know who he is, then look him up, otherwise I don't want to know you pal! Oh and the guy that penned this quote "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt."