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MENTAL HOPSCOTCH

I shit lightning and clap thunder.

About Me

when the pawn hits the dawn,they think like the king, what they know throws the blows,when they go in to fight. -and they'll win the whole thing, before they enter the ring. there's nobody to batter WHEN YOUR MIND IS YOUR MIGHT. so when you go solo, you hold your own hand- and remember that depth is the greatest of heights. and if you know where you stand, then you know where to land,and if you fall-it won't matter cause you know that you're right....AND IT DOES'NT HAVE TO BE AFRICA TO BE HONORABLE.VAULT OFF THE GOLDEN BANNER AND AID."VANITY FAIR" DOES'NT HIT THE MARK FOR GOOD ASS-PAPER ANYWAY. -IN CASE YOU DID'NT REALIZE IT YET-I'VE BECOME A WHORE.AN AGENT WHORE. fuck kissing the frog.chupacabras do it better..
Buried at PhotoCasket.comHOMMAGE TO MY MOTHER-THE MIGHTY APHRODITE.THE QUEEN OF HEARTS...(MY ULTIMATE VISION OF A SEX SYMBOL-ROMANTICALLY, OF COURSE.I WAS BORN OUT OF AN ACT OF LOVE. I CAN'T EVER REPAY HER FOR THAT.) she taught me how to itch.in the name of the father,the son and the holy shitcake-every daughter loses her virginity in the sake of their father.-I'M NOT AFRAID.- if it's any consolation:I FUCKED HIM IN YOUR NAME.SIGMUND FREUD IS A HELL OF A DRUG... .nametext { font-family:courier new; font-weight:bold

Make your own Zing!
Make your own Zing!

My Interests

verbally telling myself distasteful outlandish jokes that nobody seems to find funny-and then laughing at them out loud.-I mean really loud...seriously.atomic bombs,beer,art,cabernet sauvignon,top ramen,bubbly,dusty trails,dusty springfield,MAMBO,pools,seafood,the history channel,the light at the end of the tunnel,lost civilizations,corsets,cumulonimbus clouds,VCF!!rollercoasters,f-16's,that defunct chicken nugget,tall tales,the romans,beer,the smell of a new shower courtain,sharpies,botanicas,the great indoors,royal violet cologne,eggs,barbecues,badia complete seasoning,white suits,black mambas,a/c,castles,beer,motown,puff bruffman,major tom,my version of the ten commandments,hello kitty,goodbye horses,beer,an array of cheeses,puff bruffman,major tom,and the sausage king of chicago. ..THE GOOD,THE BAD,AND THE POWERHOUSE.

I'd like to meet:

I...LOVE...THIS...MAN... all 4 elements:paper,scissor,rock,-and me of course.DON'T FORGET THE PERSUIT OF HAPPINESS THOUGH..."HEAVENKEN"....... ..ABOUT ME: * DUSTY SPRINGFIELD IS MY MAXI PAD.(with wings!)GOD BLESS HER... old school cuba meets the american dream.. me in the blue skirt-circa 1984.courtesy of goyo. "ALL IN ALL IS ALL WE ARE."

Music:

Hosting" NOT ENOUGH MIDDLE FINGERS. "a promise.." * I did it again. aahh..time goes by so slowly for those who bake...and remember,do not be the walrus or the eggman.be kajagoogoo hush,hush... "THE PASSION OF THE MADONNA"-bow bitches... w.."http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/the_killer_muse/a f719529.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"why DO you come here? (SWOON)I TAKE IT PERSONAL TOO WHEN THEY TELL ME TO TAKE A LONG WALK ON A SHORT CLIFF... "THE WORLD IS A VAMPIRE"... the cruci-fiction of gothic Hollywood..HAIL!! I LOVE THIS MAN'S INSANITY-AND HIS ACTING. FOR YOU..TO JUSTIFY MY LOVE..

Movies:

RESPECT..IM HIS SPECIAL LADY FRIEND.THE DUDE ABIDES.OH AND DON'T YOU EVER PISS ON MY FUCKING RUG. I just had to do it.I am "MARIELITA" after all.. I truly am breathless... let's celebrate.and then i'll blow my brains out.(soooo classy it's disturbing-REALLY!) the miser blows again...TOO SEXY...WILLY WONKA IS MY HOMEBOY.FRIEND,FUCKBUDDY,CONCIERGE-ALL THINGS SUGAR AND SPICE AND EVERYTHING GOLDEN TICKET.. you're the only one who really knew me at all... ....GOT MILK? SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO?

Television:

-it's not that deep though... I shall also pull you're hair whilst you barf..

Heroes:

MY COMRADE IN CRIME. NASCAR BABY!! ..I THINK I NEED A MOMENT... BAD THINGS COULD HAPPEN IF YOU DARE TO GIFT ME THE FUZZY DICE. THANK YOU BABY...

My Blog

JOE....

life is a mystery,everyone must stand alone i hear you call my name and it feels like home.. when you call my name-it's like a little prayer,i'm down on my knees i wanna take you there. i hear your vo...
Posted by MENTAL HOPSCOTCH on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 10:31:00 PST

LIKE IT OR NOT.....

you can call me a sinner. you can call me a saint. celebrate me for who i am- dislike me for who i ain't- put me up on a PEDESTAL- or drag me down in the dirt. sticks and stones may break my bones, bu...
Posted by MENTAL HOPSCOTCH on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 12:48:00 PST

the bruja-Ha! (KIDS don’t try this at home.)

..> .. language=javascript src="http://images.azlyrics.com/top_urban.js">..> .. ..> BEASTIE BOYS LYRICS"The Brouhaha"Now what the blood clot I rap a lot What you gonna do when the beat goes dro...
Posted by MENTAL HOPSCOTCH on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 12:36:00 PST

amy winehouse loves shakespeare...(and now i bow.)

It's okay in a day, I'm staying busy Tied up enough so I don't have to wonder where is he Got so sick of crying So just lately When I catch myself I do a 180 I stay up, clean the house At least I'm no...
Posted by MENTAL HOPSCOTCH on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 01:55:00 PST

choke holds can be charming.but masturbation...(don’t lie)-it’s your game ladies.!

That's right, pleased 2 meet U I still won't tell U my name Don't U believe in mystery? Don't U wanna play my game? I'm lookin' 4 a man 2 love me Like I never been loved before I'm lookin' 4 a man tha...
Posted by MENTAL HOPSCOTCH on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 07:13:00 PST

yo soy un disco bravado-yo tengo chicle masturbado!!

well, there more like tanned. many women have them-sometimes because they're overweight and they're thighs rub together too much. whatever theory is fine-there is no correct answer that many people co...
Posted by MENTAL HOPSCOTCH on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 06:57:00 PST

eat my heart david holmes...please.

everyone needs direction... i have found a new music love. i guess it's very stuart copeland-that's another amazing guy that went solo from the police and fabricated "don't box me in" for the outsider...
Posted by MENTAL HOPSCOTCH on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 09:26:00 PST

who truly stuck the knife in first?

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Posted by MENTAL HOPSCOTCH on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 09:54:00 PST

HIPOCRAT CLINIC..NOT FOR ME..(PLEASE DON’T ALLOW HIPOCRISY IN YOUR LIFE.).

He's tried to make me go to rehabI wont go, go, go.I'd rather be at home with rayI ain't got 70 daysCos there's nothing, nothing you can teach meThat I can't learn from Mr. HathawayDidn't get a lot in...
Posted by MENTAL HOPSCOTCH on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 11:06:00 PST

stupid is as stupid was.

..> ..> All I can ever be to you, Is a darkness that we knew, And this regret I had to get accustomed to, Once it was so right, When we were at our high, Waiting for you in the hotel at night, I ...
Posted by MENTAL HOPSCOTCH on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 12:24:00 PST