One cavewoman man seeks one caveman woman. I am a more refined representative of my people. More loving and sympathetic to the needs of my cave woman. I am a firm believer in the art of cuddling and listening to the intimate thoughts and concerns of my loinclothed lifemate. I don't just simply club her and drag her back to my cave by the hair. I merely tug at her hair in the throes of passion at most. I am perplexed by your society and it's confusing ways such as parking in driveways and driving in parkways. This all confuses me and leaves me wondering about other things. For example, in your nudist colonies, are the cooks there required to wear pubic hair nets?=======================================================
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Word's of wisdom from Cousin Uggh,"If it moves, Kill it! If it's still moving, RRUUNNN!
"Everytime I hear opportunity knocking, I hide thinking it's a Jehovah's witness"
"Ever notice how men in today's society flock to the woman in the skirt like they do an open car hood?""Tis better to live in a cave than share a fancy house with a woman who doesn't love you."You know your love life's hit rock bottom when your imaginary girlfriend tells you "I think we should see other people."And as the great Grunt foxworthy says,"If your idea of hitting on a woman is litteraly with a club,,,, then you just might be,,, a caveman."ME HUNT EM MILFS!
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And now for a brief history of my people, 1st there was neanderthals. Brutish early representatives of my people with little more than the bare essentials of thought for survival. Their daily lives consisted of an inner clock that quite crudely consisted of Eat, F**k, Sleep.
2nd came the cromagnum. A bit more refined, better looking, and much more artistically inclined in their cave drawings. Although even still most of their drawing were of women's boobs and butts more than anything else. 3rd came the meanderthals. My people! Please read the definition below.
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me·an·der
intr.v. me·an·dered, me·an·der·ing, me·an·ders1. To follow a winding and turning course: Streams tend to meander through level land.
2. To move aimlessly and idly without fixed direction: vagabonds meandering through life.
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As Meanderthals my people are quite different from our other cave dwelling cousins. Our inner clocks contain much more meaningful functions as follows. Eat, Bathe,Foreplay, F**k, Cuddle, More foreplay, F**k, Cuddle, and Sleep. As you can see quite an improvement.
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Much to our Meanderthal nature, as defined in the definition of the word meander above we are wanderers. Explorers if you will. We love harvesting the random wisdom and learning that comes our way as we meander through life. We care not to enslave ourselves to the evils of your time clocks. Instead we chose to live without the confines and oppresion of an industrialized culture.
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In as far as our nomadic patterns, groups of us still exist in your world today. One group brached off to the western United States region under the helming of a shaman named Jerry Garcia. They are known as the Deadhead tribe. Another tribe, my tribe in fact, became well reknowned for it's musically talented tendencies and traveled much of the land playing music. We are known as simply The Traveling Wilburys. A third which i will not go into much detail as the name is fairly self explanatory is the Slappahoe tribe.
There i hope this helps build an understanding of my people
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ere's a small clip of a relative of mine (cousin Grunt)in the earlier days of his budding music career."Manummana"
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