I am a single white male living in the basement apartment of a 2 family dwelling in Greenwich, CT. Currently I am unemployed and spend my time ravaging through trash cans for food. Aside from that I like sunning myself at the beach in my nifty speedo bathing suit, playing tennis in womens clothing or going to the batting cages in high heels and a skirt. I take the time to volunteer for causes such as tourettes so I can laugh at the less fortunate. I'm an only child, spoiled and usually get what I want. I've got few friends because I'm a realist and can see through people like glass. If you would like to engage in some intellectual diatribe feel free to contact me, otherwise go play in traffic.
My mother just moved to Southbury, CT and I've been up there taking care of her since December. I'd like to meet some people up there to hang with. Currently I'm waiting tables at Friendly's in the village and playing softball for a local team. Feel free to message me if you'd like to hang some time or just want to chat, as I know absolutely nobody up here. Yankees myspace layout
