The Nowadays

The Nowadays are five of your very best friends! Hailing from exotic New Jersey, they have been sent to give you those good feelings you asked for a couple weeks ago, but the waiter screwed up your order and you got the tuna casserole instead. The Nowadays are driving the fun bus and need you to jump on so we can go for many trips to pleasure town together.

Reports have surfaced concerning a mystical beast known simply as the Horse Monkey. Rumor has it that this creature only comes out at night to cause mischief and tickle sweet old ladies. Its current whereabouts are unknown. If you have any information on this hairy bandit, please let us know!