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JoJo

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About Me

I'm called JoJo by my close friends and my clan around me. My best buddy is my Husky-mix, Coda, an uber-happy cold-weather ninja dog(named after the Led Zeppelin album, too!). I was born in the swamps, and taken to this great dust bowl some twenty-odd years ago. While everyone else was listening to NKOTB, I was jamming on KMFDM. Since there is nothing to do in the midwest (unless you're making your own shitty drugs in your bathtub), I decided early on to study the ways of the ninja, and to follow the path of the Almighty Riff. I suffer from a disease called "guycanthropy"; bascially, on full moons(or after a few beers) I unwittingly become a mix of Wooderson and Slater, both off of the movie Dazed and Confused. Yipes. I think Jerry Garcia said it best; "I may be going to Hell in a bucket, baby, but at least I'm enjoyin' the ride."Your results:
You are Obi-Wan Kenobi Obi-Wan Kenobi 66% Princess Leia 65% Han Solo 64% Qui-Gon Jinn 62% Luke Skywalker 61% An Ewok 60% Lando Calrissian 59% Mace Windu 58% Yoda 57% Padme 56% You are civilized, calm, and
have a good sense of humor,
even when those around you don't.
You can hold your own in a fight,
but prefer it when things
don't get too exciting.
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My Interests

The new band is complete, and I couldn't be more pleased. The new squad is referred to henceforth in all court documents as WOEBEGONE. As in a woebegone shack(very similar to our practice space). I can't wait to play this heavy shit in front of some rabid hungry folk. Oh yeah, about me, I absolutely love kickass cartoons more than anything, except music, but that's a given when you're dealing with my breed of human. Music feeds you, soothes you, keeps you warm, makes you cold, makes you laugh, cry, sing and scream. It is the only thing sustaining existence on this rock of earth. Good (I emphasize GOOD, dammit) movies make me smile, too. My favorite place to visit is the zoo. Any zoo will do. I have a small army of Les Pauls(two customs, a studio, and a classic) that usually do my talking for me, and they speak thru a Randall half-stack because RANDALL STILL KICKS ASS!

I'd like to meet:

More half-human felines!

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Music:

TOOL, KMFDM, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Jimi Hendrix, Mudvayne, Garbage, Otep, Nine Inch Nails, INXS, Soulfly, Godsmack, Deftones, Drill, System of a Down, Coal Chamber, Static-X, Pantera(R.I.P. Dime), Artificial Joy Club, Meshuggah, Drain STH, Alice in Chains, Def Leppard, the Kidneythieves, White Zombie, ORGY(!), Slipknot, Snake River Conspiracy, Sevendust, Chimaira, Fear Factory, Stone Temple Pilots, Jeff Beck, Gary Hoey, little bit of Satch, little bit of Vai, Puscifer, Mastadon, Queens of the Stone Age, Kyuss, Down, SRV, KWS(and most other blues guitar players with three names), Buddy Guy(nobody gets out of tune as cool as Buddy), Live, a whole host of local folks that have been and will be, and all points in between. This ninja's heart beats fastest, however, to the pulse of nasty electronica. Prodigy, Orbital, the Crystal Method and Lords of Acid come to mind.

Movies:

Hackers(no.1 all-time fav), Fifth Element(no.1 1/2 all time fav), Final fantasy VII:Advent Children(this one just kinda jumped up there!), any Aliens/Predator series, the first three Star Wars, Dazed and Confused, The fucking Exorcist(!), The Matrix Trilogy,Resident Evil (Milla again!) Altered States, Fight Club, Gunmen, 007 (Sean and Pierce ONLY!), any good anime movie(akira comes to mind, as does Armitage III and Bastard!! and countless others), Highlander, DieHard, Pulp Fucking Fiction, or any other kung fu/ninja/barbarian/medival/cyberpunk/futuristic flick out there. Also any movie with a great mindfuck/twist of fate(the Usual Suspects, for example) really gets me going.

Television:

Not particularly fond of watching actual television, I rather prefer dvd box sets. No cliffhangers for weeks at a time, no friggin' commercials. Perfect for those of us without Tevo!

Books:

In no particular order: Darklore Vol.1; Neverwhere(ooh!); The Guitarist's Bookshelf; Jurassic Park; New Aeon Magick: Thelema Without Tears; Everybody Smokes in Hell; LSD:My Problem Child; Springblade; Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas; Stairway to Heaven:Led Zeppelin Uncensored; The Encyclopedia of Ancient and Forbidden Knowledge; Brain Droppings; Transfigurations; Fahrenheit 451; The Complete Illustrated Guide to the Psychic Sciences; the Ways of the Samurai; Poison Elves: Requiem For An Elf, Traumatic Dogs, and the Desert of the Third Sin; Calvin & Hobbes:Something Under the Bed is Drooling; The Gallery of the Far Side 3; The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy; Gilgamesh; The Art of the Ninja; Trainspotting; Stupid White Men; Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them; and lastly(cuz I can't think of anything else) Crazy On a Ship of Fools, an almost endless story I've been writing on since before I got out of high school, that will probably never see the light of day.

Heroes:

My Father & Mother(crazy, CRAZY people), Jimmy Page, Adam Jones and TOOL in general, Albert Hoffman(the Creator), Tim Leary, Hattorri Hanzo, Yoda, Sascha Koneitzko(Kreative Assassin), Amir Derakh, Dimebag "Forever Stronger Than All" Darrell, David Gilmour, Syd Barret, Kirk Hammett, Trent Reznor, Danny Lohner, Aaron North(and pretty much the rest of NIN, past, present, &future),Praga Khan, Bob Marley, Hunter S. Thompson, the Predator(for my dreads), and live music has always been pretty inspiring to me. You'll notice most of my heroes are dead folk, because we live in a world where good men are murdered and little demons run amok.

My Blog

Taste of Vans & the Rock Train

Less than a week to go, and things are starting to get exciting again. I just wish I wasn't so worn out. Next Wed., Woebegone dive into the studio with Hank Charles and hopefully make a pretty to...
Posted by JoJo on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 11:02:00 PST

Tough times ahead....

Hello out there in TV Land. My partner's Bill Ganon. My name's Friday.... Some of my friends who went thru the Oklahoma Hurricane(sic) will tell you they still don't have power. Or, you could be like ...
Posted by JoJo on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 11:51:00 PST

Dig a hole

Fuck. Things just gotta get chaotic before I leave town. Figures. Digressing, the clan departs for the Lost, Lonely Woods of Pineville. Three days of wine, song, food, and fire. Analog timepiece, sky-...
Posted by JoJo on Fri, 16 May 2008 11:15:00 PST

Accursed illness and head-explodey

Gawd. I haven't been feeling so good since the full-moon sacrimifice last weekend. Not to say the show was bad, anything but! It was good to see that folk still care about the sound, and that everybod...
Posted by JoJo on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 03:36:00 PST

Feeding the gods

'Bout fucking time. Finally back to playing live. My band is no longer merely a cheap exorcism, as we're ready to entertain & enlighten the masses once again. The first sacrifice will be made at B...
Posted by JoJo on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 05:33:00 PST

I’d rather be a buffalo

Some grassy-ass plain in Montana sounds good right now. I'm finally free from the Vintage Stock clutches and I'm ready to make the transformation from Goat to Buffalo. And I'll tell you why; When I'm&...
Posted by JoJo on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 04:21:00 PST

Not as depressed as six months ago

Well, hell. I haven't blogged(or whatever) in quite sometime because I haven't really had a whole lotta nice things to say until lately. Everything else is based on laziness, Darwin Award winners, ice...
Posted by JoJo on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 10:05:00 PST

No bullet with my name on it, leave me the fuck alone................

SHitfuckgoddamnsonofabitchcunttwatlickingdicksuckerassholesh iteatingmotherFUCKER. Okay. Let's try again. Actually, let's not. I'm not gonna use this blog as a bitch-fest tonite. No, that would be too ...
Posted by JoJo on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 09:03:00 PST

Yipes...

Yeesh. To say that everything in the the last coupla weeks has been left of center would be pointless. I really don't know where to begin for this one. The pic you see of my profile header is a good p...
Posted by JoJo on Tue, 29 May 2007 06:00:00 PST

Another year in the can

Every new year is about a fucking trip. It gets longer and stranger as time goes on. Not much else, just asking for someone to make my job fun again, that's all. Joseph Dushku-Hannigan-Johansson(I mo...
Posted by JoJo on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 02:15:00 PST