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Sol Butcher

Let's Do This!

About Me


SONS OF BUTCHER ON TOUR - FALL 2006:
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Just a regular dude. 19, divorced, recovering alcoholic/drugaholic. My daddy Arpo was killed to death in a meat grinder accident, so my brother Ricky and I inherited the family butcher shop. Our bud Doug Borski is our janitor. We do our best to keep Sons of Butcher Quality Meats at the top of the butchery heap here in Steeltown (we're not at the top, but we wanna be real bad...A+ for effort!). We also rock people's asses with our ass-rockin' band Sons of Butcher. Ricky writes 89% of the material and sings it with his voice while playing guitar. Doug rocks the 4-stringed motherhumper (bass) and sings, and I play guitar and sing and play tambourine and dance (not all at once) and hand out my special pepperettes. They're called "Sol's Slippery Snackers" and you've never had a saltier, tastier piece of tubular meat in your pretty mouth EVER. Oh, and for some reason these cartoon-making joes decided our lives should be documented in cartoon format, so we have a cartoon here in Canada called "Sons of Butcher". It's on Teletoon. New season premieres in September 2006 (www.sonsofbutcher.com). God bless!
Thumbs up to Steph at www.emergingdesign.ca for prettyin' up this space.

My Interests

Butchery ~ soberetity ~ lifting weight ~ giving-my-all-up-on-that-stage and stuff like that ~ telepathy ~ being a rolled model/dad figure to Ricky and Doug ~ lasagna.

I'd like to meet:

Steve Perry ~ Cliff Huxtable ~ Kim Mitchell ~ Snake Plissken ~ Pierre Trudeau (Borski says he died, but I don't believe it) ~ Ms. Right ~ Ms. Wrong AGAIN (Ms. Wrong = my ex Trulie, she owes me money and chicken) ~ Bin Laden (so I could say "hey buds, just cool out") ~ Dick Cheney (so I could say "hey buds, just cool out" and then meet his daughter Mary and ask her what it's like to be a lesbian) ~ Kerry King ~ Hall and/or Oates ~ You.

Music:

Journey (fave album: toss up between "Departure" and "Frontiers") ~ Kim Mitchell (pre-"Rockland") ~ Slayer ~ Hall & Oates ~ Mandy Patinkin

Movies:

I've never been to the movies. Would you like to take me? I'd like to go see "All The Right Moves". I've watched "Escape From New York" on TV a bunch.

Television:

Sons of Butcher ~ The Cosby Show ~ The View ~ Jamie's Great Italian Escape with Jamie Oliver ~ 227 ~ Judge Joe Brown.

Books:

"Raising Meat Goats for Profit" by Gail B. Bowman ~ "Plan of Attack: The Definitive Account of the Decision to Invade Iraq" by Bob Woodward ~ "Cosmo's Aqua Kama Sutra : 25 Sex Positions for the Tub, Shower, Pool, and More" by The Editors of Cosmopolitan

Heroes:

Holy crap, buds...go read who I wanna meet...same difference! I got work to do.