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Davy

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About Me



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I am an amazing musician, stunning in the cot, and probably the funniest person I know. I believe that humility is the most important virtue someone can posess. I love Jimmy Dean sausage with extra sage. I feel that if world peace could occur Jerry Falwell would take up real estate appraising. I hate hippocracy, Hieroglyphics, and hair dryers. If I died would the world weep or just take the last twinky and not throw away the box. I sublet voices in my head. I enjoy holding puppies and moshing. Not in conjunction with each other you sick bastards. Most of all I love you, unless you have a tatoo of Nel Carter on your sternum. Check out my new MySpace Music Page For my band The Spirit Merchants. It is as gripping as The Olson Twins on a toilet seat after brunch at Spago's. A chance to get a little deeper into my depraved Malted Hops Noggin

Check me out!Davy

My Interests

Music, conversation, photography, Girls who dig yoga, laughter, My brother, stem cell research, and and any one named Basil

I'd like to meet:

People who do not take themselves seriously and that could have fun at a wake. Lovers of life who live somewhere between insanity and frivolity. If you laugh you can jive with me anytime!!!

Music:

It is the way to enlightenment. I am Not genre specific. I am music specific. I want to make love to a sound wave. I love Charlie Parker,The Pogues, Dylan, The Dead, Black Sheep, Stephen Lynch, Old School Punk like surfin M.O.D, O.A.R., Johnny Cash and the rest of the Highwaymen, London Philharmonic, Parliament, and Mother Fuckin Motorhead. I love it all. Die without it.

Movies:

Apocallypse Now, City of God, anything by Fincher, Pacino could read the phone book and I would be hooked at the B's, and Kevin Smith is an overweight Oscar Wilde. Robert Altman films, State of Grace, Fletch, Super Troopers, And Badder Santa, IFC, Doc Day on Sundance, Godfather 1 and 2, Swingers, Team America, and The Doors!!

Books:

Catcher In the Rye, The Shoulder of A Tiger, Atlas Shrugged, Sometimes I'm So Alone it All Makes Sense, Lenny, Grapes of Wrath, The Shining, Karma Sutra, and Where The Sidewalk Ends. I love literature of all varieties.

Heroes:

George Carlin, Lenny Bruce, Rosa Parks, anyone in the special olympics, Leonardo Da Vinci, and my Mom

My Blog

Some more food for thought

I recently went into The store Party City and demanded to see the Mayor.  I wanted to tell him that his city was lacking in festivities consitent with it's given name. Much to my embarrassment I ...
Posted by Davy on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 01:34:00 PST

Non Linear Christmas Carols By Davy

Brumb brum brum brum brumm Consentual sodemy per rum puh pum pum Brum Brum Brum Her ass was there for me per pumm pum pum Brum Brum Brum I just got out of jail per rumm pumm pumm pumm Brumm Brumm Bru...
Posted by Davy on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 02:08:00 PST

Tell Me Why

Tell Me Why?   Tell me why slushies dont come in Hennessy, Wolverine urine, or Pumpkin flavored varieties, and Ronald McDonald doesnt have his GED?   Tell me why Spelling Bees are never bi...
Posted by Davy on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 04:22:00 PST

A Standard Pirate Resume

Tommy Swashy Knuckles Buchanan III0000 Shiver Me Timber Ln.Tulsa, OK [email protected] Objec tive: to well, how do me put it, find me a constructive and creative ...
Posted by Davy on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 11:00:00 PST

Just some thoughts

Anteaters, do they just wake up one day and go God Damn ants are delicious, I mean these little arthropods are scrumptious? Hindnsight is 20/20, but what is the actual perscription lens for forsight; ...
Posted by Davy on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 10:37:00 PST

Holy Shit this hurts

I have gone and done it again. The resident expert on Self-Destruction. I have ripped my Hamstring, and I am begging God that I get hit by a riding lawnmower while mainlining raw chicken, just to make...
Posted by Davy on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 04:23:00 PST