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Pickles

I am here for Dating and Serious Relationships

About Me

Well as you can see I am the most attractive thing with a rod this world has ever seen. I'm coming to your town so lock up the bitches. I am taking no prisoners. Hoes weep when they pet me, their like " oh God pickles, again and again Pick. Give me the fur down below trick one more time, quiet my dad is coming". I am a mac doggie of the highest order. Fifty cent raps about me on his album. The Magic Stick, well your looking at him kookeracies. Come down to my bowl and I will put the pound back in Dog pound. I banged Laura Bush seven times this morning during her social studies tutoring session, and I didn't even shed. The Pickles revolution is nigh let the panties start dropping nowwwwwwwww.

My Interests

Banging, self grooming, chic flicks where there is any banging going on, boating, GDG movies (Girl dog Girl), uncooked ground beef, your butthole, old shoes with holes in them where I can put my Pink Panther, My Pink Panther, Bitches eating smores, Professional wrestling, contemporary jazz, and Banging again

I'd like to meet:

The operator from Lassie, Blind people who put out, Sonic the Hedgehog cause bitches love him, any butcher, Pepe Le Pugh (The man who put rape in date rape), Fran Drescher so I could bite her in the mouth, Mary Magdelane, and Wilma from Scooby Doo

Music:

Barry White, Prince, Luther Vandross, old Michael Jackson before he started banging white kids, The three tenors, Gene Simmons, Fiona Apple (Insert growl noise then immediate bad boy boner), Iggy Pop because he looks just like me, Mars Volta just cause it's fun to say Marssssss Voltaaaa, and BelBivDevoe I assure you I am not a gay. Their song "Poison" peels some trousers now get with it

Movies:

Fuckin Porn Bro, all of it: Girl on Girl, toy fettishes, midget, barnyard capers, Bad daddy good daughter, Horny Mom disabled son, Unicorn, bi- racial, tri- racial, facial fiascos, rim givers, rim getters, fistful of fun, water wings needed, transvestylvania, beads in the no-no cave, hide the hot wheels, pee-pees playhouse, diesel driven, my first pony, my first sony, disapperaing cold cuts, and my mostest favoritest is Fidel Castro's soft whispers, umgawwah Bush.

Television:

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Books:

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Heroes:

Lassie fucked everybody in Hollywood and his dong rivals Collin Farrels in Alexander. A true Bitch slayer I tell ya. He buggered Rin-Tin-Tin one time because they were locked in a dressing room together longer then two minutes. Now that is discipline.