Hello there, you! :::waving girlishly::: Thank you for visiting my piece of myspace. Most of you I know already and thanks for bringing a smile to my face on a daily basis. Feel free to rummage around my page.. tons of pics and zany facts below :::points down:::
*IF YOU HAVE SENT ME A FRIENDS REQUEST AND WONDER WHY I HAVEN'T ACCEPTED YOU YET THIS IS WHY: I REALLY CHECK EACH PROFILE COMPLETELY BEFORE ACCEPTING. IF YOU SEND ME AN EMAIL WITH YOUR FRIENDS REQUEST IT WILL PROMPT ME TO CHECK IT OUT QUICKER. IT TAKES ME FOREVER TO GO THRU EACH ONE.*
RANDOM USELESS FACTS ABOUT ME ... (this is the best way you'll learn):
* I am not on MySpace for love but am here to be in contact with my past, present and future.
* I do not accept every friends request until I've read your profile in its entirety.
* I am inlove with office supplies and the sitcom 'the office'.
* I love wine.
* I am afraid of flying insects and will automatically start flapping my wrists to scare them away.
* I bite the insides of my cheeks when I am nervous or bored.
* Chinese food is my least favorite food, but sometimes I crave it.
* I love hot dog on a stick in the mall but am embarrassed for the girls who have to wear those silly uniforms... Shh.
* My thinking voice sounds the same as my speaking voice but sometimes I make it have an accent.
* I am a Live Entertainment Photographer. But also enjoy photographing people, places and things on the side.
* Consider me a typical Aries.
* I love telling jokes that a female shouldn't.
* I consider my garbage disposal as a family pet and I specifically look for old food in the fridge to feed it. I even by those lemon balls filled with lemon
fragrance to put down there if I think my disposal has bad breath
* I don't consider chickens to be in the bird family. Chickens really don't fly... or at least I've never witnessed it.
* I wish there was a feature on my TV for when the sound is too loud I could just say "SHHHHH" to it and it would listen.
* TiVO is my BEST friend.
* I love the sound of bongos...If I hear bongos in any songs instrumentals, my ears focus in on them only... and I'm big on lyrics, but if there's bongos, you can FORGET about the lyrics...OOOH! ::shakin' my hips like Peg Bundy::.
* I hate the smell of cold hotdogs and popcorn but love the smell of skunks, gasoline, and permanent markers.
* I DIP everything I eat. Whether it be ranch dressing, ketchup, sweet n sour, barbeque.. I'm a dippin fool.
* I tape my fortunes out of fortune cookies to the side of my refrigerator, you should see it... I could make a collage out of them.
* At 21 I had my first baby and 23 I had my last. A boy and a girl. No one comes before them.
* I get excited on my way to get my allergy shots.
* The worst feeling? When my foot falls asleep, starts to tingle, and then touches the carpet. OWWW!
* If I need a handyman around the house I don't wait for anyone to help me, I become the handyman. :: cue my cape ::
* I laugh at myself...alot.
* I make these little entries in my sidekick under the 'note' feature. I write random facts,Dr. Phil qoutes and song lyrics.
* I am the middle child and the only one with brown eyes.
* If I get 9 straight hours of sleep, its still not enough.
* Even tho my car has a navigation system, I still get lost.
* I cannot touch ice or snow with my bare hands, it makes the nerves in my teeth go wacky..i.will.not.touch.it (and I love the inventor of the 'straw')
* Saying "I" this much... bugs me...
* With the night comes a feeling like I've got this incredible power (Quoted: Rick Springfield)
* My presentation really impacts how other people are going to respond to me (Quoted: Dr. Phil)
* "I'm all about the ill wit my skill" (divagrrl, 2006) Inspired by the hip hop world
* "It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not" - Unknown
* "How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these." -Author Unknown
* "I'm all gay and smiles today" -Violent Entity
* I will never qoute myself (Myself, 2006)
* NOW...WHATTA 'BOUT YOU!?? YOUR TURN! *
XOXO
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