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claire

Harlan Pepper, you quit namin' nuts!

About Me

I will probably always be better looking than my brother. And that's killing him inside. It is your duty to remind him frequently. Profile edited with CricketSoda's Myspace Editor

My Interests

Porch swings. Robots. Sobriety. Polaroids. The fine art of barn raising. Controlling the Bering Strait. Buying sweaters. Tape. Riding the bus. Not-so-instant gratification. Engraving without shoes. Standing still, facing front.
You scored as Emergent/Postmodern. You are Emergent/Postmodern in your theology. You feel alienated from older forms of church, you don't think they connect to modern culture very well. No one knows the whole truth about God, and we have much to learn from each other, and so learning takes place in dialogue. Evangelism should take place in relationships rather than through crusades and altar-calls. People are interested in spirituality and want to ask questions, so the church should help them to do this.

Emergent/Postmodern


96%

Classical Liberal


79%

Evangelical Holiness/Wesleyan


75%

Modern Liberal


54%

Charismatic/Pentecostal


46%

Neo orthodox


43%

Roman Catholic


39%

Fundamentalist


21%

Reformed Evangelical


18%
What's your theological worldview?
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I'd like to meet:

Kermit the Frog, David Bowie, Howard Hughes, Rita Mae Brown, Bert(but not Ernie). Oh yes, and you too. That is so long as you're not a douche bag
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Music:

David Bowie, Warren Zevon, John Denver, Gordon Lightfoot, Bob Dylan, Queen, Simon & Garfunkle, the Dooby Brothers, Pink Floyd, Al Green, the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, Dire Straits and about eleventy-billion others that I can't think of right now.
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Movies:

Milo and Otis, The Labrynth, The Dark Crystal, FMJ, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Jesus Christ Superstar, Tommy.
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"Nice doggy." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

Television:

Yum yum, network television. The only thing I love more is getting hit in the face with a dirty mop head.

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Books:

That will take waaaay too long. I will recommend that everyone read Things Fall Apart by Chinua Achebe. It satisfies the classic definition of tragedy and it asks the reader the question "what is the true measure of a man?"
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Heroes:

MC Bobblehead has been heard to say "Hey, hey-wanna see me dance? I got a PhD in Pimpology." claire --
[adjective]:

Benevolent to a fault

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My Blog

a story

There once was a girl who went through life probably needing to get her ass kicked.  So far, it hasn’t happened yet.  Lately she hasn’t needed it as badly anyway.Perhaps the less...
Posted by claire on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:50:00 PST

Nobody Loves Hunter (who denies his name and family)

Well....that’s not entirely true.  Someone out there does.  Somewhere.
Posted by claire on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 01:47:00 PST

moving up?

Due to the bad influence of my brother Hunter, I've started a new blog elsewhere.  This is where I publish the really weird "what's going on in my head" crap from now on.Therapy is a Well Functio...
Posted by claire on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 08:46:00 PST

Claire's a Mommy!

Look in my pictures to see my kitty. Yes....kitty.  Did I scare you?
Posted by claire on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 09:13:00 PST

the most compelling phrase in

the English language is"Free T-Shirts."So there.
Posted by claire on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 11:06:00 PST

i laughed until i coughed up more of my lung

Retrieving the mail this afternoon at work, I came upon an envelope from Fed-Ex.  Printed in the middle of the bright yellow envelope in dot-red letters was the phrase "FREE PANTS!"  When I ...
Posted by claire on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 11:04:00 PST

more on my boss

So, Friday John and I were talking about our quasi-legitimate retirement plan.  I told the boss he needs to get out of the business and go have some fun before he kicks off.Me-So what would you d...
Posted by claire on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 06:28:00 PST

clean up(revised)

I took out all the posts I had that were remotely introspective and soul searching.  That'll teach The Dude to admit to me that he reads my blog.  Not like I want this guy that I'm head-over...
Posted by claire on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 03:11:00 PST

The Quotable Mr. Zumbrunnen

My boss is a seventy-year old chain-smoker of Swiss ancestry who puts up with me for nine hours a day.Here are some of our more interesting conversations:01/07 On the subject of the mass in John's lun...
Posted by claire on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 08:46:00 PST

More Norris-isms courtesy of Thaddeus

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart wh...
Posted by claire on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 09:07:00 PST