Porch swings. Robots. Sobriety. Polaroids. The fine art of barn raising. Controlling the Bering Strait. Buying sweaters. Tape. Riding the bus. Not-so-instant gratification. Engraving without shoes. Standing still, facing front.
You scored as Emergent/Postmodern. You are Emergent/Postmodern in your theology. You feel alienated from older forms of church, you don't think they connect to modern culture very well. No one knows the whole truth about God, and we have much to learn from each other, and so learning takes place in dialogue. Evangelism should take place in relationships rather than through crusades and altar-calls. People are interested in spirituality and want to ask questions, so the church should help them to do this.
Emergent/Postmodern
Classical Liberal
Evangelical Holiness/Wesleyan
Modern Liberal
Charismatic/Pentecostal
Neo orthodox
Roman Catholic
Fundamentalist
Reformed Evangelical
Kermit the Frog, David Bowie, Howard Hughes, Rita Mae Brown, Bert(but not Ernie). Oh yes, and you too. That is so long as you're not a douche bag
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David Bowie, Warren Zevon, John Denver, Gordon Lightfoot, Bob Dylan, Queen, Simon & Garfunkle, the Dooby Brothers, Pink Floyd, Al Green, the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, Dire Straits and about eleventy-billion others that I can't think of right now.
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Milo and Otis, The Labrynth, The Dark Crystal, FMJ, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Jesus Christ Superstar, Tommy.
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"Nice doggy."
What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?
Yum yum, network television. The only thing I love more is getting hit in the face with a dirty mop head.
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That will take waaaay too long. I will recommend that everyone read Things Fall Apart by Chinua Achebe. It satisfies the classic definition of tragedy and it asks the reader the question "what is the true measure of a man?"
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MC Bobblehead has been heard to say "Hey, hey-wanna see me dance? I got a PhD in Pimpology."
claire --
[adjective]:
Benevolent to a fault
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