kyle.petty

THINGS I'M CRAZY ABOUT
+ new york rangers
+ kabbalah
+ concerts
+ new york
+ boston
+ pepsi
+ helio
+ sleeping
+ loud music
+ brushing my teeth
+ napster
+ pictures
+ vitamin water
+ brand new socks
+ singing
+ chap stick
+ dave and buster's
+ my gorgeous pontiac aztek
+ slurpees
+ road trips
+ alcohol
THINGS I'M CRAZY ABOUT
- computers that crash
- illegal music downloading
- rude drivers
- burping
- coca-cola
- dropped calls
- stale bread
- hangovers
- new jersey devils
- new york islanders
- buffalo sabres
- when your socks get wet
- the radio
- heat
- humidity
- buses
- dropping things
- insects in my car
two words can describe me best - music and kabbalah. music is my life ... there isn't a minute during the day that i'm not singing, boppin' my head, tappin' my foot, or droppin' it like its HoT! lol ... seriously tho, every minute of my day is centered around the next beat. as far as kabbalah is concerned, its simple ... it saved my life. i used to be a really depressed person; and i wasn't always the most pleasant person in the world ... but then i was introduced to kabbalah and you get me!!! loads o' fun, always shockin' the hell outta jiggas! let's see ... my friends and family are hugely important as well. i rely on my friends to be there when things get rough, and i fully intend to be there when they need me as well. i don't trust too easily, so sometimes it takes me a while to open up - and i don't make too many new close friends. the majority of my friends have been around for a while, and i love them for it. i'm not always so easy to deal with (yes, yes, i admit it) so they deserve alllllll the credit in the world for sticking by me. i've honestly got the best friends anyone could ask for. i'm always willing to listen to anyone's problems and help them in any way i can. that's just the kind of friend i try to be, because that's the only way i know how to be ... however, don't come to me with any shit, and there won't be any. i don't have time for people and their bullshit, so save it. :)) hit me up for a good time!!! (not that kind of a good time tho ... lol)
Yea I live on Long Island - I curse a lot and say yo and say it often - I know what real pizza tastes like and the whole thing is called a pie - I know that a bagel is more than a roll with a hole in the middle - Its a hero ... not a hoagie, or a grinder ... and I wash it awl down with soda ... not pop or cola - 4 am is an early night out and all good nights must end @ a T-Bell - I don't have a dawg and I drink cawfee - I don't go down to the shore its called the fucking beach - I know that 55 mph really means 85 - If someone cuts me off they get the horn and the finger ... and they expect it - 2 words, mutha fukka - I say tru and mad ... not WICKED - I tawk on the phone awl the time even when I'm driving ...
I'm from Long Island ... 516 and 631 STAND THE FUKK UP!!!
YoU KnOw Ur FrOm LoNg iSLaNd WhEn/iF ... Jones Beach is the best place in the world to see a concert CASE CLOSED - Billy Joel said it best Either you date a rich girl from the North Shore or a cool girl from the South Shore - Whats the big deal about the Hamptons? - If youre not from Long Island or NYC, youre not from New York - You dont go to Manhattan, you go to the City - You never, ever want to change at Jamaica - You never realize you have an accent until you leave - You can name at least three bands that came from Long Island - You curse. A lot! - Is Huntington really that cool? - Youve been to Utopia at least once - The damn geese are everywhere! - If your parents didnt, your grandparents lived in the city - At some point in your life, you or someone you know has owned an animal that came from the North Shore Animal League - You walk around the mall aimlessly - You drive around you town with your friends, and thats the most exciting part of your evening - On the weekend, your evening consists of seeing a movie, going bowling, and/or playing pool - When you walk in the city and you see two men holding hands ... its normal to you - No word ends in an ER, just an A - You live in the shadow of the greatest city in the world, but you never go there - When youre away from Long Island, you love it and when youre there, you dont - You know that the beach sucks during the day and is the most magical place in the world at night - You know the exact point at which Suffolk turns into Nassau simply on intuition - Youre still waiting for a bridge to Connecticut - Youve tried to use your fathers monthly ticket to ride the LIRR ... and it worked! - No matter what you do, you end up at the diner - Your distant future might involve the state of Florida - High School sports arent that important - Youve never been to Times Square on New Years Eve - Youve tried to find the Amityville Horror House - Each one of your diverse friends mercilessly makes fun of their own background - You love the salty smell of the ocean - The most exciting day of your summer is when all tickets to every Jones Beach show go on sale - You know White Castle is terrible for you and the food sucks ... but, you periodically Get the Crave - You want the Yankees to stay in the Bronx, but would probably go to more games if they moved to Manhattan - You felt slighted when Snapple sold out - You dont associate Fire Island with gay men - You watched a game show and wondered, why are these people so happy that they won a trip to New York? - When you hear Billy Joels Scenes From an Italian Restaurant you try to figure out what places on Long Island hes talking about - You know that parts of the Godfather were filmed on Long Island - You always liked Billy Joel, but as soon as you leave ... you love Billy Joel - At some point in your life, youve gone clamming - Youve been to the Tanger Outlets and came home with nothing to show for it - You have or someone you know has fallen asleep on the LIRR and ended up in one of these places; Babylon, Port Washington or Hicksville - You think Islip MacArthur airport is cute and you enjoy watching it grow up - Youve missed that Drunk Train, the 2:42 out of Penn and had the dreaded wait unit 5:30 - Your parents took you to Nathans or Carvel - Public Beach? Whats that? - You can correctly pronounce places like Hauppauge, Commack, Islip, Islandia, Connetquout, Massapequa and Patchogue - You know the location of 6 malls and a dozen McDonalds and 36 7-11s - You grew up thinking Chinese Food was a basic food group - Oh, your parents are from Brooklyn? So are mine - Your elementary school promoted dodge ball as the top gym activity - You were upset when all the Roy Rogers turned into Wendy's - You consider nachos and cheese at the Coliseum to be a suitable dinner date - Theres nothing better on this earth than New York Pizza - You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Long Island ...
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