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About Me

Uphold the negative. Love the unlovable. The Battery Museum has arrived. A home for your once best friend. Power to all the good things. Lifegiver to portable electronics..sweet juice. The moment they expire that's it. Recent legislation in California has now prohibited disposing of batteries in the trash. Where do we go now? Good times in a toxic stew. We search the globe to bring to light the variety,toxicity and beauty of the battery. Catastrophic leaks and malformations. The elegance of great and odd packaging. Specializing in vintage 9 volt we will continue to offer the public an ongoing gallery of new and special spent batteries. Sincerly, Jack Waterson, Captain and C.E.O. of the Battery Museum

My Interests

Mostly, used attractive batteries

I'd like to meet:

People into Batteries

Music:

Anything that can be played with a device powered by a battery. Especially old tape machines.

Movies:

They are usually too long

Television:

A sexy devil with a remote

Books:

If read with a flashlight, certain things can be amusing

Heroes:

Edison, Tesla, Eveready (love the electric cat!) Electro-Harmonix ( the batteries are usually less defective than the pedals), Jeorge Tripps ( a man with a mission. Battery Museum Board Member), Mark Sampson ( he can really explain the audible difference in battery composition),