One day, while minding my own business as a german street performer, I was kidnapped by thugs and sold at a wench auction. I was purchased by an eccentric captain of a pirate ship - Capt. Helmuth Von Pinkenstein. I went with him willingly, joining a colorful crew of characters on the mighty vessel - the Ebba Giselle.
I was employed chiefly as a wench at first, being treated to a few pence for my services. But I quickly gained the respect of the crew; they found my sharp wit and dry humor charming. But it was my underlined gentle demeanor that won the heart of the captain, and we became close companions.
The hijinks of the Ebba Giselle on the Atlantic Ocean are legendary - oh, the stories I could tell. But alas, my Helmuth passed away, and I chose to settle in New Brunswick, Canada. I lead a quiet life now; I am a humble baker, and I foxy box on weekends. Every now and again though, the sea beckons me, and I rejoin the crew for another rowdy adventure - freight liners and luxury craft beware! And always with us in our hearts is our beloved captain.
On his deathbed, Helmuth asked me to take the reigns as captain, and take his name; and so I did. My name is Sonnenschein Von Pinkenstein. You can call me Sonny.
Note: I may be the only person on MySpace with a pirate persona who isn't into Pirates of the Caribbean - please don't lynch me.
20 TRUTHS REVEALED - A SURVEY
Eyes: brown
Hair: brown
Heritage: german
Best Physical Feature: eyes/an overall strange mystique - sure, why not?
Fears: clowns/house cats/nail guns
Weakness: tim hortons/professional wrestlers
Dream Job: own a bakery/foxy boxer
Color: pink/turquoise
Sports: boxing/hockey
Store at the Mall: Le Chateau/EB Games
Meal: christmas/thanksgiving dinner
Ice Cream: coffee/grapenut
Pizza: pepperoni/ham/pineapple/black olives
Fast Food: subway; but whoppers are so good at 2:30 am
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi; coke taste like sugar and ass
Coffee or Tea: tea - milk, no sugar
Cats or Dogs: doggies; big and small, i love them all - and dress them in embarrassing clothing
Dance Floor or Wallflower: dance floor; a couple of beers and i'll dance circles around you
Childhood Toy: voltron/masters of the universe/transformers action figures
Would Like to Visit: japan/australia/the greek islands/british columbia; i'd love to explore the whole world (even the "bad" places)
or CREATE YOUR OWN!
FINISH THE SENTENCE - A SURVEY
I would love to drive a shimmery pink jeep wrangler rubicon unlimited
On weekends, I'm usually at home; watching tv and not cleaning
I can never find my clothes/payment invoices/things i need to mail away/pen when i need one
If there was a worldwide food shortage, there'd better still be PIE!
Right now, my cd player contains L.D. 50 - Mudvayne
At the mall, I can most likely be seen talking geek-speak at EB Games/trying on sunglasses
My purse/wallet contains lipgloss; so much lipgloss/keys/calculator/lots of unnecessary plastic
For Christmas this year, I'd love to receive DVD's/gift certificates for stores i actually shop at
At restaurants, I usually order something with turkey or chicken and a caesar salad and chocolate milk or tea
A book about my life would be titled How To Waste Time and Influence People
I'm most proud of my children - how did i create such lovely creatures?
I hate people with bad energy/holiday shopping
If I could change places with anyone, it would be Bill Gates - i know he's a wonderful philanthropist, but i'd love the chance to personally change the world with all of that cash
When I die, I'd like to come back as a man - just to see what the difference is
People think I'm stuck up; and i can be sometimes
I'd love to try white water rafting/sky diving/hardcore rock climbing
I will never smoke another cigarette - ever; i promised my Grampy
I wish I could change my name to um, i'm not sure; something less cheerleader-esque (thanks Mom)
If I cut a cd, it would be called Canadians Kick Your Ass - Then Help You To Your Feet
My main goals in life are to make a safe and comfortable home for my family/to have a business i can be proud/to start a none profit organization in my community
or CREATE YOUR OWN!
From YouTube - SNL Pirate Convention featuring Peter Sarsgaard (I mean PETER SAAAARRRRSGAAAAAARRRRRRD!)
this is my friend Herraffe - adopt your own virtual pet!
this is my friend Schildkröte - adopt your own virtual pet!
this is my friend Fischartig - adopt your own virtual pet!
The picture above is a link to strangeling.com
A short list of my favorite paintings by Jasmine Becket-Griffith:
"Arrival of the Damned" "Emerald Guardian" "Chocolate Fairy" "Meeting with the Frog General" "The Handsome Frog" "Green Dragonling" "Fairy Christmas" "Zodiac: Leo" "Mermaid and her Sea Serpent" "Swamp Fairy" "Hazel Fairy" "Sunkissed Mermaid" "Hansel and Gretel Find the Cottage" "Bed of Frogs" "Shimmering Mermaid" "Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dormouse" "Alice and the Pig" "Alice Dreaming" "Alice and the Footmen" "Elf Maiden and Her Dragon" "Briseis and the Copper Dragon"
I adopted a cute lil' pirate fetus
from Fetusmart! Hopefully it'll grow to be a big, strong plunderer - adopt your own fetus!
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I made these "Sonny" dolls. Take a look:
Neopets® pirate friends:
