RULES..................... |
We always hear "the rules" From the female side.Now here are the rules from the male side.These are our rules!Please note... these are all numbered "1"ON PURPOSE!1. Men are NOT mind readers.1. Learn t...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:48:00 GMT |
CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGED |
Schizophrenia -- Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented AreDementia --- I Think I'll be Home for ChristmasNarcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing Abo...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:43:00 GMT |
Great Bars |
A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.Then the Scotsman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:36:00 GMT |
Quotes by sum famous dudes and dudettes |
Real Quotes:"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."-- Sharon Stone
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's reading."-- Steve Jobs (Founder: ...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 15:39:00 GMT |
Thoughts.... |
1-We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our ass... then things get worse.
2-There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
3-If at first you don't succeed, sky...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 15:34:00 GMT |
Christmas jokes |
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive" ? Olive ? Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"
Why are women's breasts like a train set a k...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 15:08:00 GMT |
Just Something I've found................. |
For the sake of Art.
Sometimes I sit and muse and think
What type of person takes to Ink.
The big,the brusque,the short the tall
Men and women, they ink them all.
Actros,Doctors,men of the clot...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 00:20:00 GMT |
The END. |
"Life is not a journey to the gravewith the intension of arriving safelyin a pretty and well preserved body,but rather to skid in broadside,thoroughy used up,totally worn out and loudly proclaiming
&n...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 00:10:00 GMT |
Dirty Limericks (JUST SO YOU CAN HAVE A WEE SMILE) |
There once was a woman named AliceWho used a dynamite stick as a phallus.They found her vaginaUp in North Carolina,And the rest of poor Alice in Dallas.There once was a woman from EalingWho had a pecu...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 13:53:00 GMT |
DOG SH.T HAM |
This was in are local paper a few weeks ago thought I'd share it with anyone who looks at my space.
UK-- A Wakefield man lost his appetite when he found "dog sh*t" listed among t...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 15:35:00 GMT |
