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karakuri puppet

I am here for Friends

About Me


I do hereby assert the following:
A) My epitaph will someday read: "She's seen too much" - however that doesn't curb my natural attraction to all things bizarre.
B) The ether of the net's as much a void as the early days of radio, however unlike the amateurs, I know no one's listening on the other end.
C) If you love horror, I'll make the time.
D) I don't have any superpowers, with the exception of my uncanny ability to draw weirdness to my person like a ginormous, magnetic, Wooly Willy beard.
E) I am the 21st century version of King Midas - beware my golden touch.
F) I don't take myself seriously and won't associate with those that do (take me or themselves seriously, for that matter!).
G) I get obsessed with new things on a regular basis - deserved or not. Right now it's Puffy AmiYumi.
H) I've been swimming in Japanese waters for a while now in terms of art, fashion and music, and I hate when people say "I don't get it."
Yes - in as much as a potato chip can resemble the virgin mary, the zwinky above kinda does look like me. Well, minus the temple part since they're non-existent in this shithole. Oh, and I'm sickly fascinated to have discovered that Harvey Keitel is my celebrity look-alike.
AND NOW, STAY TUNED FOR THIS IMPORTANT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
I edited my profile at MsPremade.com . check out these Myspace Layouts!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Contortionists:
Rose Zone, Ulziibayar Chimed, Olga Pikhienko

Magicians:
Penn & Teller, Criss Angel, David Blaine, Harry Houdini
Monster Makeup Master:
Tom Savini
Museum Owner:
Marvin Yagoda (see Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum here if you need to ask why...)
Muppetteer:
Jim Henson
Writers:
Ralph Waldo Emerson, Neil Postman, JK Rowling, Maurice Sendak, Edward Gorey, Hunter S. Thompson, Gris Grimley, John Sczieka
Musicians:
POLYSICS and Miyavi!!!

Heroes:

other than me: chris pat my pets my friends

My Blog

iMedia, iMarketing, and iNeedyoutotellmewhoiamplease

When you open your myspace profile, what sponsored links do you see? Today, these were mine:1. Free Black Singles?BlackSingles.com2. Japanese DatingJapanese singles seek love, dating and marriage. Joi...
Posted by karakuri puppet on Tue, 08 May 2007 05:55:00 PST

the word douchebag is underrated

...it should be in every dictionary published after the 60s.
Posted by karakuri puppet on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 08:51:00 PST

"I Brake For Train Wrecks"

...should be the bumper sticker synopsis of my life!...
Posted by karakuri puppet on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 10:36:00 PST

Riddikulus!

Here are some photos of Kaizer in his new Halloween shirt from Old Gravy. (I'm a horribly mean mom, I know - he looks like he's been abused, but really, he likes his shirt. Honest!!!)...
Posted by karakuri puppet on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 08:08:00 PST

Beware...

...the Cookie Monster!
Posted by karakuri puppet on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 08:54:00 PST

3 cheers for douglas coupland!

Memorable Moments from jPodI asked Kaitlin about irony, and it turns out that only twenty percent of human beings have a sense of irony which means that eighty percent of the world takes everything at...
Posted by karakuri puppet on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 03:57:00 PST

oh, the horror

While wandering aimlessly around the net today, I came across some pics of ugly people which reminded me of some people on my friends list (don't even bother to ask me why). So - for your viewing disp...
Posted by karakuri puppet on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 11:37:00 PST

random circus music

I've decided that my surroundings should be more sympathetic with my insides. Therefore, what could possibly be more fun in interior design than a chatioc circus theme? Now...how should I b...
Posted by karakuri puppet on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 02:23:00 PST

Philip Pullman on Christianity...

"The Christian religion is a very powerful and convincing mistake, that's all." - Dr. Mary Malone (The Amber Spyglass, p.441)
Posted by karakuri puppet on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:16:00 PST

Meet Killer...

...my new adopted virtual bunny! adopt your own virtual pet!   Don't let his innocent looks deceive you. He eats brains like other rabbits eat carrots....
Posted by karakuri puppet on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 05:15:00 PST