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Carolyn

I Don't Hate Myself In The Morning. I Sleep 'Till Noon.

About Me

I live in San Francisco, and I'm blonde. I consider both to be my proudest achievements.I've been collecting pulp novels with the word BLONDE in the title for 20 years and now I have a place to show them off!

My Interests

Wild bronc busting and deep sea fishing

I'd like to meet:

Milton and Bradley, both of the Warner Brothers, Bartles and James, Rowan and Martin, Hanna and Barbera, Gilbert and Sullivan, Benson and Hedges, and Proctor and Gamble. If your profile is set to private, please don't friend request me ~ how the hell am I supposed to see who you are? Besides...really? A private myspace account? Why?

Music:

Yes, I like music very much, and listen to it from time to time.

Movies:

Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? Who's afraid of Virginia Wolf? Dude, Where's My Car? Basically any movie with a question mark in the title.Oh yea, and Shakes the Clown! Love that movie!

Television:

Rescue Me, The Shield, Little Britain, Saving Grace, Brotherhood, Deadwood (why the hell is it over?), Californication, Perry Mason, City of Men and Life on Mars. Let's face it, Tivo is evil.

Books:

Cormac McCarthy, Richard Stark, Jim Thompson, Raymond Chandler, William Faulkner, Jane Austen, Bronte Sisters, David Sedaris, Mark Twain, Dorothy Sayers, P.G. Wodehouse, Chuck Palahniuk, John Fante, Andrew Vachss, Tennessee Williams...just to name a few of my favorite writers. I like books where the hero isn't a hero at all ~ he starts out pathetic and just gets more and more pathetic, and then something really awful happens.

Heroes:

My Pop! He's BLONDE too!

My Blog

Blu Girl

Kat made this for her film class years ago ~ don't miss the Smelley cameo!...
Posted by Carolyn on Mon, 12 May 2008 08:07:00 PST

Birthday Invitation 2004

Mr Dinner made this cartoon for my 40th Birthday ~ starring Richard Krinker and myself (Tom Byrne is the wrestler crab)....
Posted by Carolyn on Mon, 12 May 2008 08:05:00 PST

Crack Dance

Have you ever seen the ritualistic Crack Dance of the Tenderloin?  It is truly a sight to behold. Just now I had the opportunity to witness one including a gun! Two dancing corpses. Two whirling ...
Posted by Carolyn on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 10:29:00 PST