Ambulance Chasing |
I've just started a catering business because every other business has had enough of me, and catering is the only one left. I've been kicked out of everything from Architecture to Zooology. Then I r...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 23:09:00 GMT |
My boat |
All these people on my street like to buy boats. Boats for fishing and waterskiing. They are always going "up north" on the weekends with their boats. Nobody ever says they are going "down south" fo...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jan 2009 23:02:00 GMT |
Another thing I hate |
I like watching the little league world series. They make errors, they are pretty good but not pros. So the game is interesting. And no modern little-leaguer has a normal name; they are all name...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 05:03:00 GMT |
No Al for Mr. Dinner |
Just got back from the San Mateo County Fair. If I see one more performer who goes on and on about how he's not getting enough attention I'm gonna flamethrow 1000 people. These guys tell a joke ...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 09:31:00 GMT |
Big |
I just don't think that people truly understand how big Paul Bunyan is. He's like 20 fucking stories tall.
Posted by on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 09:27:00 GMT |
secret habit |
I keep looking over at my neighbors backyard. He's a really nice guy and has a beautiful wife.
What they don't know, however, is what I do when they are out of town and give me their house key to feed...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 03:40:00 GMT |
legs and thumbs |
Saturday, November 26, 2005
Oh yea, the Blog Category: Blogging
I had forgotten all about the blog. It's great to rediscover it because I have tons of shit on my mind, and I know nobody w...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 03:37:00 GMT |
Neck-kerchief |
I want to start wearing neckerchiefs like the villians in the early Columbo episodes. Then kill an unheard of number of people while looking so good with my new adornment.
I want to hire a program...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Dec 2004 03:34:00 GMT |
I don't really contribute much to the world |
I ruined another pair of brand new prescription eyeglasses today by trying to put them in my anus. My optometrist keeps calling me saying "don't put them in your anus" but I do it anyway because I kn...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Dec 2004 06:28:00 GMT |
