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Stefan

Nice suit, douche bag.

About Me



My Interests

horror movies, tattoos, and Giant Squid.

I'd like to meet:

REST IN PEACE ROLLO BANKS!

Music:

Pantera, Superjoint Ritual, Necrophagia, Cannibal Corpse, Down, Sepultura, Mortician, Obituary, Amorphis, Deicide, G.G. ALLIN!, Frank Zappa, Probot, the roots, Outkast, Six Feet Under, Motorhead, Queen, the Dead End Kids, Agnostic Front, Fear, Morbid Angel, Marduk, Warzone, Cro-Mags, Ministry, As I Lay Dying, Dying Fetus, Ladytron, the Clash, New York Dolls, Dogs Die in Hot Cars, Malignancy, Brutal Truth, the Hives, the White Stripes, Limb from Limb, A Day to Remember, Witchery, Black Sabbath, Ozzy,

Movies:

TOP 3: Day of the Dead, the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Videodrome. OTHER FAVORITES: The Devil's Rejects, Sin City, Zombie, Visitor Q, Death Race 2000, Santa Sangre, Brain Damage, Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, Wild at Heart, Blue Velvet, Return of the Living Dead, just about anything directed by Lloyd Kaufman, Taxi Driver, the Grudge, Bride of Re-Animator, films with FX by Tom Savini, all Peter Jackson films, House of 1000 Corpses, Joe d'Amato (Aristide Massecessi) films featuring Laura Gemser...I have only seen two to date.

Television:

Adult Swim

Books:

In Search of the Giant Squid (Richard Ellis), Hell's Angels (Hunter S. Thompson), Dry (Augusten Burroughs), Rue Morgue, Eaten Alive(can't remember the author, anything by Clive Barker.

Heroes:

Mom, Dad, and my brother Justin.

My Blog

A moment of silence.

Man, I really didn't think it would go down like this, Steve Erwin got stung in the heart and killed by a poisonous stingray.  Rest in peace Steve Erwin.
Posted by Stefan on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 04:34:00 PST

hoof

It's late and I'm high.  I'm fartin' and it smells so warm and stinky...it's like I'm wearing a turd moustache...WOOF!  Thoughts keep coming to me in waves.
Posted by Stefan on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 11:57:00 PST

chonga!!!

Drunk as a fuckin' skunk gotsta pee like a fargin race horse...life is hectic but damn good...I think that's how I like it...............runnin' scared!
Posted by Stefan on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 12:25:00 PST

I'm afraid to blog

Myspace is gettin' too big for it's own good.  Can't put too much personal shit on here...it's a good thing I came to realize how popular this Myspace is 'cause I was fidna put some near naked ph...
Posted by Stefan on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 10:57:00 PST

Jacksonville tattoo convention

Check out this page http://www.conventionpros.com/ Me and O'learyoshi III gonna be there tattin' and boozin'!
Posted by Stefan on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 05:54:00 PST

ACHTUNG! Ocala Tattoo site up now!

http://www.ocalatattoo.com
Posted by Stefan on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 12:18:00 PST

Volcanic activity from my doo doo hole

My ass is chapped. I been drinking lots of coffee. Haven't slept yet. I decided to skip sleep to get some fucking drawings done. Instead I yanked on my pork sword a whole bunch...did some drawing ...
Posted by Stefan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Christian Funeral

God dammit all straight to Hell. Have you ever been to a fucking Christian funeral? No room for mourning...all the fucking singing. Praise fucking Jesus! Preachers...fuck. They get up there and t...
Posted by Stefan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Atreyu concert

What the fuck is with these fucking shows? I feel like an old man when I go. I remember a time when a mosh pit was fun. It was a tornado of fucking fists and shoes and heads and little kids with wo...
Posted by Stefan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

done for the night

shit, I'm feelin' bollocksed up! I got somewhat caught up on a bunch of sketches I've been putting off for the last couple of months. Shit!!! Still got a bunch to do. I should quit my job just so I...
Posted by Stefan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST