A DISCLAIMER FOR THE LADIES:
I'm not looking for a relationship at the moment. I'm much to busy right now to be able to spend my weekends helping you decide which nail varnish suits you best, or whether you should buy a mahogony or burgundy handbag. By all means if you're a funny, honest and adventurous lady and you want to be friends, by all means send me a message. But don't try to take things further, because you won't get very far! I am NOT the perve in the cycle helmet!