This guy ^ said it, not me. I don't deserve the credit.
I want a woman who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don't already know, and make me laugh. I don't care what you look like, just turn me on. And if you can do that, I will follow you on bloody stumps through the snow. I will nibble your mukluks with my own teeth. I will do your windows. I will care about your feelings. Just HAVE. SOMETHING. IN THERE.
Fellow metalheads, intelligent citizens who refrain from using pretentiously complex vernacular to obscure the fact that they lack aforementioned intellectual fortitude, people who enjoy irony, people who hate pants, people who like pants, people who like people who hate pants, people who hate people who like pants, people who like my pants on their bedroom floor.
one o' them readers
Freelance riffmerc looking for work. Give me a quest. I'm okay at guitar.
I played guitar for Death by Radio once. For one song. It was gnarl.
METALLICA, IN FLAMES, CHILDREN OF BODOM, OPETH, PANTERA, MEGADETH, Soilwork, Alice in Chains, Black Sabbath, Motörhead, Failure, Probot, Jerry Cantrell, Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly, Foo Fighters, Smashing Pumpkins, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Joe Satriani, Steve Vai, Slayer, KMFDM, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Black Label Society, Zakk Wylde, Rise Against, Ziggens, Trivium, Dethklok, Devin Townsend, Love You Long Time, freezepop, Powerglove, Strait A Students, Death by Radio
Movies that are not the Notebook because seriously fuck that movie, Boondock Saints, Donnie Darko, American History X, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Run Lola Run, The Usual Suspects, Braveheart, Seven Samurai, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Fight Club, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Miller's Crossing, Fargo, Big Lebowski, Sin City, Keeping the Faith, Everything Is Illuminated, Expiration Date, Crash
Metalocalypse, Firefly, [scrubs]
Zombie Survival Guide, Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy (all of 'em), Sin City, Catcher in the Rye, Fight Club, Survivor, Lullaby, Jarhead, AP Stylebook, The Alphabet of Manliness, Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, Bang Your Head
My mom and brother, various guitarists who are better than I