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Sarah

You can pay me in corn-nuts

About Me

The older I get, the more desire I get to pee in people's shoes. This may or may not become a problem. My favorite word is "jerk". Also I have a bad habit of changing people's names after meeting them for the first time. Some people would call this forgetful, I say it's my creative side.
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My Interests

Licking snot, going to shows, drunk putt-putt golf, wings and beer, shooting guns, arcades, and anything that starts with "bumper".

I'd like to meet:

Other people who find inappropriate things funny.

Music:

The Cure, The Smiths, Radiohead, My Morning Jacket, Misfits, Danzig, Interpol, Al Green, Temptations, James Brown, The Distillers, The Clash, At-the-Drive-In, Flaming Lips, The Undertones, Autolux, Sigur Ros, L7, 7 Year Bitch, Modest Mouse, M. Ward, Sleater-Kinney, The Zombies, Marvin Gaye, The YeahYeahYeahs, Coldplay, Pixies, Kanye West, Talib Kweli, Built to Spill, Billie Holiday, Ella Fitzgerald, Louis Armstrong, Irish jig music.

Movies:

Little Miss Sunshine, Lost in Translation, The Royal Tenebaums, Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The Sweetest Thing, Anchorman, Old School, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Serial Mom, Zoolander, Made, Garden State, Crybaby, But I'm a Cheerleader, Science of Sleep, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Motorcycle Diaries,The Wedding Singer, The Shining, June, etc.

Television:

Now that I only have 4 channels to choose from....Divorce Court with Judge Toler, The Office, 30 Rock, Cops, and of course The Simpsons.

Books:

My sister turned me on to Augusten Burroughs and the extrememly funny David Sedaris. I enjoy true crime and art books as well.

Heroes:

My Grandparents, My Mom