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ira

marry me, kendra!

About Me

i am constantly talking without thinking. i like to write stories, and i am always thinking then. i like to attempt making music. i like to look at furniture and architecture. i like to convince myself that im smart. i really like cooking. i wish i had more clothes and cars and money and trips around the world. i wish i didnt care about that stuff. sometimes i wish i was religous so that i could be genuinely convinced in a higher power. i really only believe in creativity and scientists in white lab coats. i believe that we are all 'standing on the shoulders of giants' in that we must use what has come before us to create originality. i will steal your girlfriend if you aint my boy. i am sorry, often. i am 2 people according to two different people. i am thinking it's more like 5.

My Interests

being disinterested, being repetetive, backgammon, cooking, being repetetive, doin dirt like worms, picking locks, laying low like a futon - paying low like a coupon, making up words and using them as if they were real, dobulating books, singing along to songs that i don't know the words to, dancing for the ladies, sweating to the oldies, smoking all things flamebuitive, monkey knife fights, pankration, triangle chokes, cuddling, arm bars, hugs, international waters, ROBOTS, being repetetive, & communicating with Jesus through my dreams - holla at ya boy Jesus you crazy motherfucker (let's party this weekend).

I'd like to meet:

Well, I would like NOT to have met a few people...but alas I have yet to discover anyway to remedy that, other than murder, but that doesn't count unless you get convicted (which I didn't). Oh, and that one blonde girl with both sleeves covered in tatoos from the one and only time i've ever been to the Railway, so if thats you hit me up you little dirty you. On second thought, i dont think we'd be that good together. I think we should just break up. We never had anything in common anyway. I hate you. Bitch. Single tear. Someone please love me? And can that someone please be Kendra Wilkinson?

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Music:

J Dilla, Nas, Hot Chip, Chromeo, Platinum Pied Pipers, Lil Wayne, The Oddities, Kanye, Just Blaze, MSTRKRFT, Michael Andrews, Phoenix, Sade, The Smiths, Citizen Cope, Fela Kuti, Dr Dre & Eminem, Outkast, Devin The Dude, Bilal, Amel Larrieux, The Clash, The Cure, Clipse & NERD, Tom Waits, Tom Petty, Elton John (B-B-B-Bennie!!),Supertramp, Paul Simon, Jigga classics, Freestyle Fellowship (Myka 9 best emcee ever?), old ol' dirty bastard, Bloc Party,Hiero (Casual especially), Esthero, John Mayer, Pearl Jam, Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, Radiohead, The Rapture, Jack Johnson, Modest Mouse,Grafh, JR Writer, Mos Def Broken Social Scene, Badly Drawn Boy, Radiohead, 4th Avenue Jones, Felt, Cat Power, The Knife, TVOTR, The Clips, Depeche Mode, Dwele, Ghostface, Madlib, Beenie Siegal, Freeway, Hey Ocean!, many many more.....

Movies:

Sin City, Midnight Express, Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind, Thank You For Smoking, Transamerica, Rounders, The Good Thief, Dog Day Afternoon, Being John Malkovich, Big Fish, Walk the Line, Shogun, Monsters Inc, New Jack City, True Romance, Dogville, Kill Bill, Shaolin Soccer, The Killer & Hardboiled, 5th Element, Memento, Meet the Parents, Akira, Half Baked, Over the Top, City OF God, Man Bites Dog, The Royal Tennenbaums, Altered States, In the Name of the Father...Anything directed by Akira Kirosawa OR Sam Kerr (no actual movies made yet but when he does it'll be good). I Fuckin despise Ben Affleck - but Bruce Willis is fucking rad.

Television:

Fucking Extreme Makoever Home Edition gets me everytime goddamn time. Damn you, Extreme Makeover Home Edition. Bob Ross (rip).

Books:

Naked Lunch (Burroughs), Wind in The Willows (Grahame), Supersystems (Brunson), Any book by James Clavell, Choose Your Own Adventure (awww man i got slayed by an elf), L'Etranger (Camus), The Sun Also Rises (Hemmingway), Deep Thoughts (Jack Handey), The God Of Small Things (Roy), The Life Of Pi (Martel), Pattern Recognition (Bill Gibson), Roald Dahl, Shel Silverstein, & Judy Blume. The collected poetry of Hafez, all of Douglas Coupland's books. I am devouring all of Salman Rushdie's books at the moment (Fury is a great read). And of course ION Mafuckin' Magazine.

Heroes:

William S Burroughs (for wasted potential), Pinocchio (for never being able to tell a lie), Chuck Barris (for being a liar), Remo Williams (the destroyer), Miguel Covarrubias (because he makes fun of you and you like it), William Gibson (geographical significance and for actually selling books), Pusha T (cocaine, son), Albert Camus (for nothingness), Hemmingway (for the perfect exit), my baby momma (just kidding, she isnt my hero), Henry Kissinger (for diplomatic integrity), Pablo Escobar (cocaine, son), & the Pope (the dead one not that fruity new guy) Ya, all them. Oh wait, Alexander the Great also, that muthafucka took over THE WORLD.

My Blog

DEEP THOUGHTS

..> ..> If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song. Once while walking through...
Posted by ira on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 10:12:00 PST

lottery winner

i had a dream the other night where i won the lottery but i kept giving money to people who didnt care about me. i guess i had a lot owing anyway but those motherfuckers took it all away.   woke ...
Posted by ira on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 09:19:00 PST

why devin the dude is a genius

you aint the only one whos got problems you aint the only one who knows pain get up off your ass and just solve them you still gotta chance to try and change and try shit again anything is plenty...
Posted by ira on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 03:16:00 PST

a day in the life

waking up alone again wish i could trade in my alarm clock for a sleeping beauty but reality doesnt work that way or so im told by the rabbit under my bed but what the fuck does a hallucination know a...
Posted by ira on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 04:13:00 PST

im funny

  20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point aHair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over T...
Posted by ira on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 11:58:00 PST

FUCK BREAST CANCER

Hello friends, I am throwing a party to raise money for the Canadian Breast Cancer Foundation's BC/Yukon chapter.  Consider yourself invited, i hope that you can make it.  Here is the infor...
Posted by ira on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 07:01:00 PST

economics of distribution

The music industry is in a state flux/change, searching for the newest way to adapt to a marketplace where storefront retail has a finite time & space limit and audiences have fragmented tastes. I...
Posted by ira on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 12:10:00 PST