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Philomel

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About Me

I am far too complex to describe with the mere sequencing of certain carefully chosen words. Even if I were to do so, who could vouche that those words rang true? If my opinion of myself were to be justified by someone other than myself, mine would be the optimal perception, but interpretation differs ._._._._._.

My Interests

I have many interests and I refuse to narrow them down to petty words just so they can be fit into some sterile little box of uninteresting text.

I'd like to meet:

I couldn't tell you... whomever, I suppose...although, I do love the "young at heart"

This is more like what I was looking for!

..

"This thing hardly ever works. If you can get it to work, use it. Good luck!"

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Music:

I still don't have this section exactly the way I'd like it. In addition there are several new acts that I feel the need to include. So, bear with me... the music section will be back up and running ASAP! I promise!

Here's some stuff to hold you over until I can finish this section!

Check out the new sections!

~Aa~

~Bb~

~Cc~

All Parallels Acoustic Minds Alternative Addiction Abiku Among the Last A Thousand Mile Stare Auto Pilot Attacks the Darkness Angeles Aerospliff Andy Coconut Antonio Gregorio Automation Records Adrenaline Ages Apart Almost Amy Antique Seeking Nuns Ani DiFranco Alley Kat Records Aj Sings Apolyon Arthur Project Ahbilyon Blue October Ben Araiza Buxton Bubblemath Bieler Bros. Records Broken X Entity Breath of the Dying Brian Broome B. Shizzle Big Earl and the Texas Heat Bullets Over Hollywood Blue Transit Building the Cathedral Beneath the Water Crunchy Time Chapter 14 Cunningham Chaos Brings Comfort Circles of Mist Cottonmouth, Texas Cringe Consumned Chemical Zoo Choplogic Chris Riggins Chris Michael Cheap Shots Calvin Dover Cellcyst

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~Ee~

~Ff~

Deziak Clan Deconstruct Dumurx Decoy Downfall 2012 DJ Farm Deadbolt Zen Diavlo Dan Drue Nelson Dayne Danny Freeman DJ Alex Hall Doublehead Music Dweezil Zappa Duce Dolla Damon Troy DJ Easy D.S.E. Deadhead Dylan & The Desolation Doors Evita Y Glenn Edie Egypt Central EbraHim Eric Whitacre Fashion Victims Front Row for the Meltdown Fortress of Attitude Finding Westerly Frank Zappa For Sale Your Soul Five Talents More Full House Entertainment Fredrik Andersson - Pianist

Movies:

I like to take up more than one seat in the front row at the movies.

Television:

is the ruination of civilization... TV murdered Vaudeville... I would like to go to a junkyard and shoot the screens out of old TVs...
That said, I'm redubbing this the Comedy Section of my general interests list.
There are so many comedians/comediennes out and about who are really great!
( GO SEE THEM LIVE! SUPPORT LIVE COMEDY! )
(I hope to have some type of pictures thing up soon. Bear with me, it's a gradual process.)
I'm putting her at the tippy top because I LOVE MARY MACK! You will too.. just check this out! Here is her website!
Andi Smith
Normally I do not watch television... but my family does. So, I happened to be passing through the "family room" a while ago and this lady was a contestant on "Last Comic Standing". Her "pheasant" joke stopped me in my tracks and I HAD to watch the rest of her set. Of course... as is usual with television... the genuinely funny stuff is never given enough airtime! And Andi was truly hysterical!
(Andi also has a comedy website called rooftopcomedy.com! Check it out when you get a chance!
Andy Coconut
This is musical comedy. The guy is funny and the tunes are pretty decent too! Take some time and give a listen!
Dane Cook
I shouldn't have to write an explanation here. If you don't know about this guy... CLICK THE LINK and he'll tell you all you need to know and more! Keep on rockin' the SU-Fi Dane-meister!
Eric O'Shea
Eric doesn't have a myspace page *yet*, but the dude is FUNNY! Great if you like really clean comedy, he is definitely "kid friendly"! His "Elmo" bit will knock you on your bum!
Forbidden Testament
(Yes, Brad, I will take it down if you tell me to!)
Frank Zappa
Zappa is arguably one of the greatest guitar players ever, but he was, and still is, the closest thing to a lyrical riot that I have ever heard. Anyone who listens to him knows that his cynicism and sarcasm were second to none. Read his autobiography if you don't believe me!
Jerry
No longer in syndication as far as I know, but still a funny kat.
Mitch Hedberg
This is one of many tribute sites I found... it looks to be one of the best organized of the lot! Mitch didn't have a career of exceptional duration, but the time he DID have was quality. R.I.P. Mitch.
Pauly Shore
I've been watching this delightful maniac since I was a little bitty girl. He is crazy great and was extremely nice when I met him at the Improv! Thanks for catching me and keeping me from busting my tush in front of you Pauly! You are the man!
Ray Stevens
This gentleman was a great favorite of my grandfather's. He used to walk around yelling "DON'T LOOK ETHEL" from the song "The Streak", and it used to irk my grandma something fierce (because her name was Ethel). The "New Battle of New Orleans" still cracks me up! (Everybody got a new pair of Nike tennis shoes.... hahaha)
Rob Paravonian
Everyone knows I love music. Rob is one of the finest musical comedians around. No lie. One listen to "Pachelbel's Rant" and you'll know what I'm talking about!
Swinging Johnson Brothers
I don't know too much about these fellas, but they seem swell!
What Nonsense
There really is no better description than that. What would the world be like without nonsense?

Books:

I like the classics. Orczy, Hugo, Hawthorne, Doyle, Tennyson, Jewett, Longfellow, etc...., you know that boring junk that was shoved down your throat in high school... yeah, I actually LIKE that stuff.

Heroes:

Ever notice how female heroes are called heroines? Not hero-ettes, not hero-elles, not herolinas... but heroines... am I the only one who finds it odd? I realize the spelling is different but the pronunciation of the word makes it sound as though courageous, noble, spirited, intelligent, strong women are no better than drugs!

My Blog

THIS

THIS is the IT moment from the CMAs last night! This was it! Watch it! She absolutely broke my heart! I still cry watching it!...
Posted by Philomel on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 11:46:00 PST

Just a little something I wrote about myself a few years ago...

Just FYI: *Before you jump into this little bit, here is my disclaimer for it.* I know you aren't suppose to explain what you write. You are suppose to write in a manner which reveals what you intend ...
Posted by Philomel on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 01:11:00 PST

Hey Guys! This is just a short little note.

I know I haven't written here in a while. I hope to have some more of my crazy junk posted here soon! In the meantime, for those of you who know about it and care... I am about two-thirds of the way f...
Posted by Philomel on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 03:24:00 PST

Remember my housekeeping tips and tricks... there are more!

Thanks to Daniel for sharing the bulletin! I have more to add to my list now! Please feel free to add your own tips or tricks! 1. Reheat Pizza-- Heat up leftover pizza in a nonstick skillet on top of ...
Posted by Philomel on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 01:21:00 PST

I just saw a bulletin about marching band and felt compelled to insert my two cents

I don't know what some folks have to do at other schools, but at my high school we basically had to go through boot camp to be in marching band. Practices started about a week before school, and once ...
Posted by Philomel on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 01:35:00 PST

just feeling a little down today

so I took to typing and textbox to alleviate some of the sadness... I hope you guys enjoy it... sortof....================================================== =====Have you ever seen the sunshine cry?I d...
Posted by Philomel on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:58:00 PST

What a day!

I know the cake I made wasn't as sweet as some of the others. Still, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DADDY!I hope your day was the absolute ultimate!Love and Kisses,Kayla
Posted by Philomel on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 10:02:00 PST

Just something I wrote a few mornings ago

If you really want to get into my head, play this while you read... I find reading it aloud works best. It is so peaceful, watching the sun come up.Watching as the navy dome is illuminated, ...
Posted by Philomel on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 01:31:00 PST

To: An Old Friend (who will never read it)

Moments ago I saw you. I sought you out to see you. I did not do this out of juvenile fascination, nor did I do it to console myself at the loss of you. I sought you out of care, I sought you out beca...
Posted by Philomel on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 10:39:00 PST

On the Anniversary of Tragedy

Today I stopped a few times and saw some flags half mastFor those who lost their lives today just a few years past"New Alamo" to any who walked Sam Houston's wayCourage great in Innocents who lost the...
Posted by Philomel on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 11:28:00 PST