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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People like me, opposite of me, and anywhere in between.

Music:

Y-ROCK , The Roots, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, A Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul, Michael Jackson, Eryka Badu, Elliott Smith(I love you Eliott, but why so depressing?), The Virgin Suicides Soundtrack, BjÃ¶rk, The Raveonetts, Skinny Puppy, My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult, Placebo and a bunch of other stuff. I'm eclectic like that, and you should be as well.

Movies:

Thumbsucker, The Squid and the Whale, You, Me, and Everyone We Know, SLC Punk, Adaptation, Igby Goes Down, Detriot Rock City, Pecker, any Eddie Furlong movie (the hotness), But I'm a Cheerleader, and so on and so forth.

Television:

Hands down, The Office and 30 Rock. If I had cable tv, I'd list more. Though I do miss me some Dave Chapelle, a lot. I like Jeopardy too. Oh and Flight of the Conchords is also awesome.

Books:

ALL THINGS CHUCK PALAHNIUK. Nothing and no one else compares to his ingenuity, sorry. Other than that, who has time for books? I know my attention span doesn't.

My Blog

I don't read Darwin, I read the bible!

(462) Da fuck? I hate when I hear people say, "I don't believe in evolution. I never read darwin. I read the bible." Fine then. Be ignorant and ignore science. Ignore the fact that nature evolves an...
Posted by jenna! on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 08:49:00 PST

It's all fun and games until. . .

you lose bodily control at the BonTon. That seems to be the trend where I work. If people aren't pooping on the floor, then they're wiping it on the wall. I hear horror stories all the time about poop...
Posted by jenna! on Thu, 17 May 2007 09:03:00 PST

What am I going to do?

I don't know what I'm going to do, what are you going to do?No, really. What are you going to do? Yes, you out there.What are you doing with yourself?Where are you going? What are your plans?I don't ...
Posted by jenna! on Fri, 11 May 2007 09:51:00 PST

Write more. Write more. Write more.

Everyone's been telling me to write more. Write down your feelings, or if you need to write it down.Well what happens when you lack the motivation and inspiration to write it down? I mean really. Lat...
Posted by jenna! on Wed, 09 May 2007 04:37:00 PST

WARNING! Do you identify with any of the following?

Are you:Boastful and arrogant. Disrespectful of authority. Drunkard. Extravagant and wasteful. Generous. Ignorant of other countries and cultures. Informal. Insensitive. Lazy. Loud and obnoxious.Promi...
Posted by jenna! on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 09:01:00 PST

Be some body, or be somebody's fool!

If you got time for the jibber-jabber then you're wasting time with the jibber-jabber and I'm just not having it. I got no time for the jibber-jabber.I gots no time for the bullshit yo. One thing on ...
Posted by jenna! on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 08:29:00 PST

I'll tell people that you died.

So there was this one time a few years ago I was on my lunch break at work.Since the mall has so many choices and that day I was feeling healthy I went to McDonalds with a friend.While I was eati...
Posted by jenna! on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 11:07:00 PST

What is this?

We are not unique. Nothing is one of a kind. You are not the pioneer of anything special. Anything you think, someone has already thought. We have this notion that we are unique. The hum...
Posted by jenna! on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 02:44:00 PST

Does this subject need a subject?

Yesterday I had to withdraw money from my checking account. Instead of driving into town, I walked. As I was walking I had an epiphany (one of many) remembering how much I enjoy walking on nice hot su...
Posted by jenna! on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 08:59:00 PST

You go Wendy's? I need chicken nugget.

I had a strange encounter of the foreign kind a few nights ago when I was coming home from work. I don't know what race he is, but I can see he wears a turban and that's about it. He also has a very d...
Posted by jenna! on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 03:45:00 PST