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slappy

About Me

i like to eat food when i am hungry, which is alot. try to keeop it real as much as my mom will let me. think dolphins are pretty rad, but not as rad as unichorns. (please not unichorns could be replaced by wizards and/or dragons. i am adequate at mini golf. i think deoderant was a good idea. i was once pulled over for an illegal right hand turn. i like apple pickin and apple crumble. no apple sauce though please, save that for the hedonists. i like to stay in shape. i power walk 11 kilometers a month. not much else i guess. p.s. i like to collect decorative soap

My Interests

what have i missed. chineese finger traps. whip-hits. the way people from spain say valencia. macaroni and cheese after it has sat around for awhile. trash day. hugonots. LOL catch phrases like "you're fired". driver's ed. anything jim varney has done. remote control airplanes (just try and stop me ma). controlled fires. oasis. the smell of my fingers after i eat smartfood. the 1984 padres vs. tigers world series. accounting. the lock on my bedroom. exoctic holidays (does lake winnapasaki count) and lots of other thangs

I'd like to meet:

a girl who won't call the cops on me immediately

Music:

weezer, radiohead, oasis, cristopher cross, barbara, interpol, the new pornographers, old U2, N.W.A., the rentals, Eddie Murphy's first albulm, the smiths, new order, pulp, blur, queen latifa, postal service, elvis costello, frank sinatra, beasti boys, old smashing pumpkins, christmas music, coldplay, the cure, the strokes, andrew ridgeley, the mamas but not the papas, the mike taggart experience (featuring jeff gordon)

Movies:

bottle rocket and porn (all types)

Television:

dr. who, the office, the simpson, horrible tele, law and order, king of the hill, mr. show, seinfeld, mst3k, ellery queen, the nick and jessica show, anything on the wb

Books:

sex drugs and cocco puffs, the back of shampoo bottles, high fidelity, fast food nation, capitol knockers

Heroes:

my horse butternut, and calverin pickering