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Ok brief life history. I was born in Africa, my mother was amazing, she could do ANYTHING with a banana.I've travelled all over really. I lost my virginity in China and was branded my the girl with a label which says "made in China" which i'm quite proud of. After China i moved to Taiwan and it was there i met my wife. She was amazing and we had 5 beautiful children together. WE travelled the world and were very happy but then we moved back to Africa to raise the kids and she met a gorilla who she ran off with. Broke my heart. I left four of the children with my parents and headed over to England with the fifth, Harry. We were seperated on the boat and once i got to England i couldn't find him. I wasn't to see him again for 8 long years. Whilst in England i had various casual relationships and sired several more children but things never worked out with their mothers. I was out shopping one day when i decided to take a rest in the window of a shop. I was picked up by a goth gal named Helen and taken home (she thought i was a toy! I soon put her straight)When we got back to her house it turned out she had adopted one of my other sons - Eric. Eric and i started working on rebuilding out relationship but then disaster struck! Eric was left on a bus one day and i was not to see him for another 3 years (when i was in Sydney and found him running his own pornography store - thats my boy!). . . . . . . . . . . . . TO BE CONTINUED COS I'M VERY TIRED NOW AND AM GOING TO BED!