"hey! you're that fuckin kid on myspace!"
i'm a ex-senior at neshaminy. when i'm not on myspace, i'm in nigeria. cage fighting. with barbed wire and stuff. steel chairs and fire. no holds barred. i'm tuff as shit. i've watched my family get mauled down by grizly bears when i was a child. i've avenged wildlife by joining such organizations as the NAACP and the NRA. i sleep on nails, i walk on glass, and i wrestle alligators.