I am the proud owner of producer Joel Silver's toilet. It's bitchen'!! Fortunately for me, he never used it. It's retail value is $1000, and believe you me, it's worth every flush.
Strummin' ma gi-tar, singing harmonies with Kelley, doing impersonations of celebrities (in private), Feng Shui, vaccuming, watching movies with my hubbie, finding delicious treats that I can indulge in without gaining any weight, and then eventually passing out in the plate that lies in front of me. Don't ask.
People other than my neighbors.
Prime Movers!!! Carl's Secret Project, Roxy Music, Spirit, The New York Dolls, Devo, The Stranglers, MC5, Allman Brothers, Free, Humble Pie, Foghat, The Beatles, Alice Cooper, The Move, Buffalo Springfield, Syd Barrett, Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band, Lou Reed, Grand Funk Railroad, Bootsy, Groundhogs, Pink Floyd, The Church, The Damned, Dread Zeppelin (only with JPJ), 13th Floor Elevators, and much, much more...
Once Upon A TIme In The West (my fav), any Clint Eatwood movie, David Lynch flicks, The Fifth Element, Rockumentaries, American Warewolf In London, Halloween(s), The Ladykillers(the original, of course), Anything with Orson Welles, Myra Breckenridge, oh gosh. So many.....
TURN IT OFF!!! (ok, I watch House and Monk and Rescue Me and The Sheild and Desperate Housewives and the Alfred Hitchcock Hour and Twilight Zone- but that's it!)
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Magic Dick, Lonesome Dave, Paul Kossof, Severs Ramsey, Butt Boy, Moe, My Papa Manny, William Shatner, Comic Book Guy, Clint Eastwood, Orson Welles, Zoot Horn Rolo, Nazee Rix. And maybe now Alec Baldwin for reinventing himself. In all his fatness.