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TheDishwasher

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About Me

i haven't updated my page, since well, ever, in fact i wasn't even the person who composed my original profile, go figure... anywho... i'm still opposed to the whole explaining myself in a little blurb, i like to pretend there is a whole lot more to me, but yeah, i live with 2 guys, 2 dogs and a snake, i work 60 hours a week and eat too much fast food... i drink i smoke i cuss like a sailor, i'm one real classy broad... and there you have, the wonder that is lauren aka thedishwasherGet Online Now Icons
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My Interests

music, movies, video games, friends, drew barrymore, suicidegirls, ufc and other shit

I'd like to meet:

eli roth, drew barrymore and george st pierre

Music:

action action, afi, alkaline trio, ambry, anadivine, alexisonfire, a static lullaby, albert react, anatomy of a ghost, asylum street spankers, at the drive-in, bayside, the beautiful mistake, billy talent, britney spears, boy sets fire, boysnightout, brand new, christiansen, cex, cursive, coheed and cambria, count the stars, cave in, dashboard confessional, death cab for cutie. the decemberists, the early november, emery, finch, funeral for a friend, from autumn to ashes, fall out boy, glassjaw, give up the ghost, halo friendlies, the hurt process, hey mercedes, hidden in plain view, jeffries fan club, jude, jimmy eat world, jets to brazil, the kinison, my chemical romance, mewithoutyou. matchbook romance, moneen, the mars volta, mindless self indulgence, maroon 5, northstar, N.E.R.D., peaches, plain white t's, park, the pale, the postal service, senses fail, story of the year, silverstien, saosin, silverchair, taking back sunday, 30 seconds to mars, the color green, thrice, thursday, the used, the violent femmes. zao

Movies:


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there is no more room in hell. You feed on
living flesh - anything you can get your
decaying hands on. You can be killed by damage
to your rotting brain.

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brought to you by QuizillaANY drew barrymore movie, ANY really bad horror movie (zombies are a plus), mullhulland dr, amelie, eternal sunshine, garden state, closer, hard candy, hostel II

Television:

nip/tuck, heroes and some other trash... all hail adult swim for being completely mind numbing good times.... i have a sick obsession with reality tv and dating shows, but despite the infliction i normally have good taste

Books:

any book by Joyce Carol Oates, Kurt Vonnegut, Augusten Burroughs or Chuck Palanuick

Heroes:

"Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve." -andy rooney

My Blog

even if you didnt want to know

so i've lost respect of people lately, im not sure how or why, but i was informed i did... i've also been informed that i act dependant on others people have also told me suchs gems as i need to be me...
Posted by TheDishwasher on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 03:27:00 PST

the new home and the crap that follows

so yeah, liz and i have the apartment now... i love it to death... things are oddly lonely though, perhaps its the lack of internet time i get.....   the weekend after v-day shall be our housewar...
Posted by TheDishwasher on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 02:36:00 PST

no more shots or ill kill you

so last night.... what can be said about last night... first off, i love everyone who came, and im pretty sure i told all of you that several times throughout the night.. second off, why do people ...
Posted by TheDishwasher on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 08:17:00 PST

doin' my thang

so i'm at this point where i either can sit around and have a mental beak down or move the fuck on.... personally the idea of a mental breakdown is not all that tempting... I'M MOVING THE FUCK ON!!...
Posted by TheDishwasher on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 07:20:00 PST

OMG a new blog

wow, im writing a blog dealie for the first time in ages..... life is super good right now, im busy as all hell with work and school, working at target pharmacy just about full time (35.5 hours a wee...
Posted by TheDishwasher on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 08:04:00 PST

im bored, so im gonna list all the bands ive seen, at least that i can remember

story of the year (x2)avenged sevenfoldletter killsatmosphere3 (x2)underoathcoheed and cambria (x5)no doubt (x3)the distillers (x2)boysnightout (x2)from autumn to ashesmoneencave insilverchairsuicide ...
Posted by TheDishwasher on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

mwahahahahaha

im not sure what im gonna write about, but you know what, im bored so, yeah, im typing.... i need a new job... or a second one or something... anyone have any suggestions? im poor and im sick of it!!!...
Posted by TheDishwasher on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

joy and such

i've decided its time i think about all the positive things in my life and write a few of them down as reminders to myself, shit happens, but i have it a lot better than a lot of people! 1. all of...
Posted by TheDishwasher on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

im an ass

oh yeah im an ass.... go and think things are one way and like a half hour later they are very very different......... now the question.......... do i change my profile back to the way things apparent...
Posted by TheDishwasher on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

more info than i should say

this is private as all hell, but wtf do i have to lose by sharing it............ im not happy im trying to be positive, im trying to be optimistic, im trying to convince myself everything happens f...
Posted by TheDishwasher on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST