Jay

Live Music, Training Horses, Barnology, Photography, Travel, Mountaineering, Sailing on Lake Lanier, Horseback Riding, Skeet & Trap Shooting, Backpacking, Fly Fishing, Camping, Socializing, Women, Horses, Working, Weather, Lightning, Keeping my mortgage paid, Meeting new people, thunderstorms at the barn, a hot shower after a long day, and a cold beer too.______________________ You know you're from Georgia if:_____________1. You can properly pronounce Chickamauga, DeKalb, Dahlonega, and Smyrna________________2. You think people who complain about the heat in their states are sissies.___3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.________________ 4. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade___5. Stores don't have bags or shopping carts, they have sacks and buggies__6. You've seen people wear bib overalls at weddings and funerals.___________7. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.8. You measure distance in minutes.9. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the ocean.10. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.11. You know cowpies are not made of beef.12. Some one you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.13. You know someone who has a belt buckle bigger than your fist.14. You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, beer, and bait all in the same store.15. A Mercedes Benz isn't a status symbol. A Chevy Silverado Extended Bed Crew Cab is.16. You know everything goes better with Ranch dressing.17. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.18. You actually get these jokes and are "fixing'" to send them to your friends19. You wanna go back to Georgia, where everything is normal.20. You are 100% Georgian if you have ever had this conversation:"You wanna coke?""Yeah.""What kind?""Dr. Pepper."