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Lord Jesseus

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About Me


I like Trivia. Movies, TV, and Music. Challenge me... I dare you!
Im a outrageously awesome person. No seriously. You can check out my MyspaceMusic Here I used to play drums, but really dont have a place to play them anymore. Now its all about Guitar and other electronic instruments.
TV is a nice thing I have rediscovered recently. Now I dont miss a thing with DVR, lol.

Check out this clip. LMAO The best part is when he's yelling at the picture, Roy.. ROY! and his expression afterward. Damn.. I crack up everytime...
Oh yeah! and I work for a living too :) I make pasta's and pizza's at a local restaurant. Cooking is fun.

My Interests

Guitar, Sampler, Synth, drums, Cooking, Video games, late night Carrow's adventures, Hockey, comedy, Judo, giving it to her good, computers, magic, lucid dreaming, road trips, Nag Champa, Anime, Drawing, Music. .. width="425" height="350" ..
My teams:

I'd like to meet:

You! but not... you.

Music:

I like Rock, Metal, Oldies, classical, electronic types of music. Not much rap, but Blueberry Yum Yum is a awesome song. Black Sabbath, Fear Factory, Static-X, MC Chris, GNR, Geezer, Dethklok, Metallica, Rammstein, Rob Zombie, White Zombie, Motograter, Powerman 5000, Pink Floyd, ohGr, Wumpscut, Blue Man Group, Front Line Assembly, Ludacris, AC/DC, Weird Al, Corporate Avenger, Elvis, Apocalyptica, Danzig, Type-O-Negative, Marilyn Manson, Ozzy, Pantera, Slayer, Soil, Tom Petty, Johnny Cash, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Blue Man Group, Black Label Society, Rolling Stones

Movies:

Robin Hood Men In Tights, Three Amigos, Kung Pow, IT, The Time Machine (the original), Grandma's Boy, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks, Mallrats, Hot Shots! Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Willow, Princess Bride, Shanghai Knights, Spiderman, Blazing Saddles, Orgazmo, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Night at the Roxbury, Total Recall, The Sandlot, Pirates, The Grudge, The Sandlot, Stand By Me, 40 Year Old Virgin, Wedding Crashers, History of the World Part I, The Benchwarmers, Borat.

Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, King of the Hill, Metalocalypse, Myth Busters, THE HISTORY CHANNEL!!, Fraiser, South Park, Futurama, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Full Metal Alchemist, Samurai 7, Daily Show, The Office (US), The Colbert Report, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Brianiac, Star Trek, Blackadder, EUReKA, Heroes, Robin Hood (UK), Chuck, Journeyman, Survivorman, Pushing Daisy's, Reaper.
Jim Carrey

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Books:

Enders Game (they are making a movie too... AWESOME!)

My Blog

What Super Hero are you?

      Marvel Superhero Personality Testcreated with QuizFarm.com   You scored as Power Man/Luke CageYou are tough and rough but sociable, noble, and funny at the same tim...
Posted by Lord Jesseus on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 12:08:00 PST

Crazy Names!

Jess Lee Bryan's AliasesYour movie star name: Cheez-Its HarryYour fashion designer name is Jess LondonYour socialite name is Bub Las VegasYour fly girl / guy name is J BryYour detective name is Dog Pi...
Posted by Lord Jesseus on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 12:21:00 PST

DS Lite SOLD OUT?!?

    NOT! After getting a DS lite for Christmas and noticing it had a dead pixel I knew something had to be done. Just a few days after Christmas I brought my DS back to Circuit City for...
Posted by Lord Jesseus on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 01:59:00 PST

Horror Killer Quiz

    You scored as Jason Voorhees. You are Jason Voorhees. You werent liked much as a child. All you wanted was to let your Mom raise you right. However after you died a watery death in...
Posted by Lord Jesseus on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 01:59:00 PST

Names. Some funny stuff.

    Jess Lee Bryan's Aliases Your movie star name: Fishies Harry Your fashion designer name is Jess Paris Your socialite name is Bub Amsterdam Your fly girl / guy name is J Bry Your...
Posted by Lord Jesseus on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 11:53:00 PST

Sleep Deprived Students **A must read**

    Well here I am at the mid point of my "all nighter" waiting for the last coat of paint to dry on my art project thats due in about 3 hours. All there is to do now is wait... sure ma...
Posted by Lord Jesseus on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 06:07:00 PST

Simpsons and Family Guy... Daddy's comin' home.

     It is now the time of wait. The time between being free and knowing I have to go to work in a matter of minutes. It seems to me the hardest part of work is just getting there....
Posted by Lord Jesseus on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 03:55:00 PST

Now thats Brutal.

It was a cold day yesterday when I had my weekly jam session with Tony (the guitarist turned drummer). After arriving I immediately setup my sampler to record our session. Thats when the black magic b...
Posted by Lord Jesseus on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 01:30:00 PST

Borat

    I remember seeing the trailor for the movie Borat and not being impressed. Thinking it was going to be a bad mockumentary I dismissed the idea of seeing it. Then just a few days aft...
Posted by Lord Jesseus on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 03:58:00 PST