Missus

Ryan Adams, COUNTRY MUSIC, Playing guitar, singing, The Cure, Regina Spektor, Johnny Cash,Jesse Malin, Whiskeytown, Hole, Bette Davis, Mae West, Cointreau, Baileys, Loretta Lynn, PJ Harvey, Bette Davis, Rilo Kiley, Lucinda Williams, Ebay, Jenny Lewis and The Watson Twins, ned patter, Teapots, handbags, James Taylor, I Elmore James, John Lee Hooker, old blues music in general, Tweed, Liverpool, Cuba, The Goonies, Family Guy, Alan Partridge, porn, E Hollywood Stories, Judy Garland, karaoke, Foreigner...combined if at all possible, bubble wrap, Mojitos, BBQs, beaches, scarves, Fleetwood Mac, winter, rollercoasters, Bill Murray, Steve Earle, Tom Cruises giant big front tooth, general gross stuff, mustaches, beer bellies, Christina Aguilera, mushrooms and zoos. I love Rick Moranis.I hate a lot more than I like...*ahem* Kaye Burley(?) that cunt off Sky News, bills, the Smoking Ban, Keane, fag ash in my beer, puking in my sleep, moody metrosexuals, stubbing my toes, bashing my elbows, being arrested, spiders in the bath, specially the big ones, wasps, swallowing your chewing gum by accident, brushing my hair, high pitched voices, public spitting, specially the big looooogiiieee kind, customers, a lot of old women, people who whistle in public, FUCK OFF, dog shit in the sun covered in flies.