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About Me

Hmm, about me.... let's see.... I'm a semi-retired functional schizophranic with a penchant for breakdancing, strippers, and calling local video stores asking for Karate Kid II on a weekly basis using disguised voices. I also make my own t-shirts, paint my own pictures, cook some wonderful food, and make some very disturbing videos. I don't really do drugs, but I love people who do! I've probably and hopefully encouraged more than a few suicides and have managed to offend probably almost everyone who has gotten to know me; however, to know me is to love me. True story. I basically travel the world, like one of those retarded or terminially ill kids with a last wish, except I'm neither and I still have a bunch of wishes left. Go me!!! My dreams came true and I aint even had to catch face cancer or some shit like that..... Also, life sometimes seems like a dream. I'm pretty sure I'm not even a real person at all. I think I'm just a Tyler Durden to somebody. That explains the blackouts I guess.

My Interests

People, Places, Poetry, Painting, Prose, and Poon

I'd like to meet:

Mr. T, because we share the same philosophy on life, play the video, listen, learn, let your life be changed forever.Mr T's Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool introduction.

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Music:

I used to have a list of a lot of cool musicians here, but somehow every garage band who headlines at the Denny's Restaurant kept sending me friend requests. And almost every up and comming rapper with access to the internet kept barraging me with messages telling me to comment on thier songs; therefore, I erased all those previously listed artists so all those losers with pipe dreams can't search those real artists and find my page.

Movies:

Anything Sasha Baron Cohen has his hands in, anthing by the Cohen Bros (Joel and Ethan), and anything that involves my favorite actors: Bill Murray, Eva Mendez, Dave Chappelle, Sarah Silverman, Jason Schwartzman, and The Preditor (not the one Danny Glover killed, the other who fought the Governator).

Television:

THE WIRE and the Sopranos

Books:

Hmmm, this is where it gets fun... I read Huxley completely sober, I recite the bible while completly drunk, I read Hemingway in a stuffy library and Nietzsche on the beach, and I've been involved in a Shakespeare play or two. Oh, and I've written a few nice long short stories, but I'll never get them published....until I die at an early age and they'll be tragically famous and I'll "finally get the recognition I deserved"

Heroes:

Rae Carruth

My Blog

Letter I accidentally recieved in the mail, apparently my address is similar to axe body spray

Clem Bourgious, picture above Dear Axe Body Spray, My name is Clem Bourgeois and I am typing this letter, angrily. I feel hurt, betrayed, and like totally ripped off by your so called,...
Posted by Rico Tubbs on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 02:35:00 PST

3:34 AM. losing my head briefly on a hot summers night.I'll prob erase this blog in a few days

It's 3:34 AM. I've eaten all the food in my fridge. I've surfed the net, flipped the channels, and scanned the radio. Hillary Duff has a new single, the Bowflex can be mine for a few easy payments, a...
Posted by Rico Tubbs on Wed, 30 May 2007 02:18:00 PST

Sick of shitty myspace bands sending you friend requests, start actually reviewing thier music!

Below is a list of the last 5 bands to send me friend requests. I hate these aspiring idiots wasting my ever valuable internet time by making me deleate thier stupid names. I finally decided to g...
Posted by Rico Tubbs on Thu, 24 May 2007 03:21:00 PST

The Price is Right, Bitch

In college, when I was even more of a sacrilegious, narcissistic left-winged radical hedonist (if you can even imagine that) I created my own religion along with Jonathan Foret (co-founder). Our made-...
Posted by Rico Tubbs on Tue, 15 May 2007 10:06:00 PST

The repetitive cycle of stupidity, mendacity, and hopless ness here..plus, some pretty pictures

When we are children, people teach us how it should be, and as we grow up, we learn how it really is, and if we are lucky, one day we understand the difference between the two, as well as the reason f...
Posted by Rico Tubbs on Thu, 10 May 2007 10:10:00 PST

If only 32 Americans could die every day!

When I first heard that there was some kind of shooting at Virginia Tech, the fist thing to come to my mind was, "Damn, Marcus Vick is at it again?" And when I got home, I found out it was much more s...
Posted by Rico Tubbs on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 09:49:00 PST

Let all the "Mexicans" in! Plus, McDonalds drunk rap!

First off, me and some friends were drunk and comming home and I was hungry. McDonalds was teh only place open, so I decided to rap my order b/c I saw some other dude on the net did it and it was kind...
Posted by Rico Tubbs on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 09:10:00 PST

the buttsecks blog

In life, there are always certain things that I'll find at least a little bit funny: People with Mullets, people who are missing a leg, testicular cancer, suicide, Emo kids, Aids, Retards, Who's the B...
Posted by Rico Tubbs on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 09:32:00 PST

I tried to watch Wrestling tonight? How is this show not gay?

Ok, the world of Professional Wrestling is nothing I would ever pretend to know anything about, but this Monday night, I decided to try and watch an episode. Hey, I'm an open minded guy. Many of ...
Posted by Rico Tubbs on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 08:45:00 PST

The entertainment section of the Jean Newspaper.

First off, it's been a while since I last wrote some shit on here. I apologize. I decided to come out with my own entertainment section of my own madeup newspaper. Below are Movie Reviews and Hor...
Posted by Rico Tubbs on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:31:00 PST