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I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm a photographer & my pictures can be seen at www.DARCSKIES.com other than that...

Nobody ever says anything awe inspiring on these things and even when they do; nobody reads them anyway lol So Im just gonna list a bunch of things I like...and dislike.

If u dont wanna read all that then just pretend I said sumthing deep and awe inspiring right abouuuut * ___HERE___*

LIKES:

MYSELF, ME, I, and especially ME…also, Intelligence, virtue, character, pretty feet, nice breath, long hair, nerds, the moon, kittens (both animal and human ;-) ), being the coolest NERD anybody has ever met, thinking, rethinking, thinking again, wonder, inspiration, deviant behavior of many sorts, writing, music, blue light, tall girls, night time around 2 am when the streets are empty and it’s a ghost town, the sounds automatic staplers make, new car smells, the sound of a car crashing (while I’m not in it), baby smell (not that I go around sniffing infants lol), Meagan Good (physically), Tom Hanks, Denzel Washington, Halle Berry (physically), duct tape, hammers, kissing, smooching, the Discovery channel, seeing an animal make a kill, spanking (preferably with a belt…but only if she’s bad…and if she isn’t I’m just gonna make up an excuse anyway), seeing a baby animal escape getting kills, the ocean (seeing it not being in it), outer space, cocoa butter, peeling glue off my palms, lemonade, the beach, photography, cussing people out that I don’t like , speaking my mind, running, pizza, the feeling you get when you’re in the presence of someone you love, feeling of being loved, information, rebelliousness, good questions, good movies, flying, flash lights, watching things burn (very relaxing), orgasms, hearing a woman orgasm, thick lotion (no not 4 that perv), EXOBlades, candles, iPODs, nice pair of earphones, offensive comedy, warm socks, the softness of a towell after i've dried myself off, random conversations about life, politics, religion (with an objective and intelligent person of course) ...my BIIIIITCH

DISLIKES:

Wet socks, bad phone reception, ugly feet, hairy legs, un-kept weave, battery life of the average iPOD, Jesus Freaks, zealots, morons, friendly ass people (take your bubbly ass somewhere the fuck else), dishonesty, driver’s side seatbelts (just don’t feel right), fat, dumb broads who "need a thug in their life" (idiot), cottage cheese on the body, the bus, when a light bulb bursts when u flip-up the light switch, abortionist, Fox News pundits, employees and viewers, ghetto females (If you start sentences with “I BEEN DONE...” often then I’m probably talking about you…of course there are exceptions), paper cuts, kiddy scissors, left handed desks, non-flat screen monitors & TVs, fucked up computers, loud people, the vast majority of pigs, tardiness (if you say you’re going to be somewhere at 4:30 and you get there at 4:30 and 45 seconds you’re late…PERIOD), children crying, the sound of a Mother who lost her child (makes me cringe and I have very little emotion for the most part), dumbass questions, repetitive applications of any sort, political correctness…

My Interests

Yeah, I'm interested in stuff.... *blank stare*

I'd like to meet:

Photographers...Music Producers...Artists and anyone else who appreciates art...Anybody outside of the NormCHECK OUT THE PHOTO ALBUM IF U WANNA SEE MORE Photography

Music:

MY iTUNES TOP 25 PLAYED as of 5-11-08

Movies:

Saving Private Ryan Matrix pt1 Fight Club I Am Legend 40 Y/O Virgin King Kong Gladiator Training Day Enemy at the Gates Lion King Alexander the Great Kill Bill 1&2 Cast Away

Television:

Dexter Nip/Tuck Lost American idol (just the auditions) Girlfriends Martin Discovery Channel King of Queens Sportscenter NFL PTI Monday Night Footbal

Books:

I read mostly news articles, magazine articles and on occasion the back of house cleaning and house house spray bottles on the toilet...GOOD STUFF:)

My Blog

10 Million Ways 2 Die: 2

10,000,000 Ways to Die: 2   Anika, a stripper/dental student from Kentucky was in training learning to use Novocain with a syringe when her boyfriend called her cell phone. Like any ghetto female...
Posted by www.DarcSkies.com on Wed, 14 May 2008 04:07:00 PST

10 Million Ways to Die: 1

10 Million Ways to Die: 1 of 10,000,000 Two men, Mark and Jacob, are traveling along a wooden bridge. Mark is a parapalegic and has been in an electric wheelchair for 14 years.  Mark is...
Posted by www.DarcSkies.com on Mon, 05 May 2008 10:53:00 PST

Dumb Shit We Say In Life & Death

Dumb Shit We Say to Sleep @ Night& &In Life 1. Do Your Best Well thanks asshole. Before you said that I had my mind set on doing my absolute worst. In fact, I had a 12-point plan written and perfecte...
Posted by www.DarcSkies.com on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 06:45:00 PST

Couple Fight Over Which Gang Toddler Will Join

I'd waste my time with social commentary about how us negroes need to do better. I'd even burn a couple calories typing 1000 words a second about how that poor child needs to be removed from the home ...
Posted by www.DarcSkies.com on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:55:00 PST

So, Im A Racist

The University of Chicago offers an on-line psychological test in which you encounter a series of 100 black or white men, holding either guns or cell phones. You’re supposed to shoot the gunmen ...
Posted by www.DarcSkies.com on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 02:33:00 PST

Quick Comment & I’ll Let You GO

You’re not a "dime piece"if you wear a weave... ok bye
Posted by www.DarcSkies.com on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 01:11:00 PST

Random Thought: Uncomfortable Man

What if there was a superhero named Uncomfortable Man that had absoulutly no super powers but detered crime by making the assaliant extreeeeemly uncomfortable in the course of the crime... ...Im extre...
Posted by www.DarcSkies.com on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 07:14:00 PST

25 Hardcore Facts...

1. I'm fucking cool 2. Nobody really cares about genocide and starvation in Africa. The few that do are powerless to stop it. 3. Nobody cares about corruption in government so long as said corruption ...
Posted by www.DarcSkies.com on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 05:40:00 PST

Two Questions....Two Answers

Question: If A Tree Falls in the Woods & No One is Around to Hear it Does it Really Make a Sound? Answer: Oh you silly, silly mortals with your silly mortal minds. You're all just so....SILLY...an...
Posted by www.DarcSkies.com on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 08:21:00 PST

Women Are the Niggers of the World

So people are pissed at NAS for naming his album "NIGGER" and if that wasnt enough he and his wife Kelis wore hoodies with the word "NIGGER" on the back of them as bold as Angelea Davis lol Once again...
Posted by www.DarcSkies.com on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 01:49:00 PST