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Captain "Mad Blade" Valenta

Give me a tall ship, and a star to steer her by

About Me


Create your own Friend Test hereSince I've always been bad at describing myself, here are some quotes I feel define me in some way."...if I can wipe from any human cheek a tear...teach one man that god and heaven are near...make more joy, more hope, less pain...though no one knows my name, nor drops a flower upon my grave, I shall not have lived in vain while here""It is far better to die on ones feet, then to live on ones knees.""I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.""I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.""There is dignity in suffering; nobility in pain; but failure is a salted wound, that burns and burns again!""Beware the three poisons of lust, hatred, and ignorance.""All the adversity I've had in my life, all my troubles and obstacles, have strengthened me... You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you.""Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit soft.""You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body.""Until he extends the circle of compassion to all living things, man will not himself find peace.""A book is like a garden carried in the pocket.""There are no short cuts to any place worth going.""The greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail""A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.""Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. ""Silence is one of the most effective forms of communication.""We raise men without honor, yet are suprised to find traitors among us."Hopefully that gives you some glimpse into me.Here are some of those tests that compare you with different things. Like, "Which Family Guy Character Are You?"
What Pirates of the Caribbean quote fits you? by ArrogantWorm
Name
Quote "But you have heard of me!" -CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
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THE CHURCH OF ENGLAND JOKE! Have you ever impersonated Sean Connery? You might
want to try it; it seems to be in your
nature. Just try not to offend too many
people.
Which Eddie Izzard Joke Are You?
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You Are the Investigator
5 You're independent - and a logical analytical thinker.You love learning and ideas... and know things no one else does.Bored by small talk, you refuse to participate in boring conversations.You are open minded. A visionary. You understand the world and may change it. What number are you?
Which Trek leader are you?

Captain Benjamin Sisko
You are soft-spoken but passionate. You are an excellent leader and are close to your family. You earn the respect of even your toughest critics.

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Your Political Profile
Overall: 55% Conservative, 45% Liberal
Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Ethics: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal How Liberal / Conservative Are You?
You scored as William Wallace. The great Scottish warrior William Wallace led his people against their English oppressors in a campaign that won independence for Scotland and immortalized him in the hearts of his countrymen. With his warrior's heart, tactician's mind, and poet's soul, Wallace was a brilliant leader. He just wanted to live a simple life on his farm, but he gave it up to help his country in its time of need.
William Wallace


79%

Indiana Jones


63%

The Amazing Spider-Man


58%

El Zorro


54%

Lara Croft


50%

Maximus


46%

Captain Jack Sparrow


46%

Neo, the "One"


42%

The Terminator


38%

James Bond, Agent 007


29%

Batman, the Dark Knight


25%
Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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Your Brain's Pattern
You have a dreamy mind, full of fancy and fantasy.
You have the ability to stay forever entertained with your thoughts.
People may say you're hard to read, but that's because you're so internally focused.
But when you do share what you're thinking, people are impressed with your imagination. What Pattern Is Your Brain?
You Are Sunrise
You enjoy living a slow, fulfilling life. You enjoy living every moment, no matter how ordinary.
You are a person of reflection and meditation. You start and end every day by looking inward.
Caring and giving, you enjoy making people happy. You're often cooking for friends or buying them gifts.
All in all, you know how to love life for what it is - not for how it should be. What Time Of Day Are You?

My Interests

Disney.
History.
Star Wars.
Reading.
Astronomy.

The list goes on, but I'll leave it at that for now.

I'd like to meet:

Imagineering!Comedy Clips of the Genie from Aladdin the Musical at Disneyland's Hyperion Theater

Music:

The Last Saskatchewan Pirate of the Caribbean

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Movies:

Disney Movies.
The Star Wars Saga.
Dragonheart.
Spaceballs.
Mel Brooks Movies.
Indiana Jones.
The 10th Kingdom.
The Princess Bride.
Hitchhikers Guide: Galaxy.
Ghostbusters.
Monty Python: Holy Grail.
Moulin Rouge.
Lord of the Rings.
Pirates of the Caribbean.
Willy Wonka.(Old and New)
What Dreams May Come.
Shawshank Redemption.
Hook.
Harry Potter.

I'll end it there for now.

Television:


Myth Busters!
Star Trek.
House.
24.
Jack of All Trades.
Firefly.

Books:

C.S. Lewis Books.
The Princess Bride.
The Three Musketeers.
20 Years After.
Man In The Iron Mask.
Count of Monte Cristo.
1984.
The 10th Kingdom.
The Hobbit.
Lord of the Rings.
Case for Christ.
The Purpose Driven Life.
Catcher in the Rye.
Gullivers Travels.
Charles Dickens Books.
The Art of War.
Under the Black Flag.
Hitchhikers Guide Series.
The Question of God.
Shakespeare.
The Diary of Anne Frank.
Mind of Clear Light.
The Harry Potter Series.

That's about all I can think of right now. If I remember more, I'll update the list.

Heroes:


Walt Disney.
C.S. Lewis.Walt Disney.
Queen Elizabeth I.
Theodore Roosevelt.
Abraham Lincoln.
Joan La Pucelle.
Ghandi.
My Dad.

My Blog

The Night the World Ended

It was a strange night.... I should of known something odd was going to happen. Not only did I catch the monorail just in time, BUT I caught a bus on time...I was going to make it home early...ya...
Posted by Captain "Mad Blade" Valenta on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 04:24:00 PST

Something Morbid

Part of living is dieing. It is inevitable. To not think about it, to deny it will happen, will make it harder, for you as well as your loved ones, when the moment finally arrives. It may happen in th...
Posted by Captain "Mad Blade" Valenta on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 12:44:00 PST

D'First Adventure o' The Imagine That

The Imagine That and The Adventure of The Lost Treasure of Captain Loll Epop's.      Arr welcome lads and lasses! I have been receivin' many o' requests regardin' stories about our fi...
Posted by Captain "Mad Blade" Valenta on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 02:04:00 PST

The Imagine That!

Ye may be askin' yereself mate, "What be dis Imagine That ship I be hearin about?" It only be d'finest ship ever to set sail ye land lubber! Let me be educatin' you on The Imagine That. The Imagine Th...
Posted by Captain "Mad Blade" Valenta on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 12:58:00 PST

D'Manifest

D'Followin' letters be d'crew manifest for d'infamous ship The Imagine That.   CAPTAIN: Captain Anthony "Mad Blade" Valenta   FIRST MATE: Britt L'Rouge   SECOND MATE: (open)   QUA...
Posted by Captain "Mad Blade" Valenta on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 06:15:00 PST

Articles of Pyracy

  Articles of Pyracy The Imagine That. D'followin' letters be d'decleration of d'ship "The Imagine That." by d'signin' of dese papers, d'signer shall be allowed to join d'infamous crew of The Im...
Posted by Captain "Mad Blade" Valenta on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 01:07:00 PST

Interview with the Lord and Master

Anthonyville Review Journal EXCLUSIVE! An Interview with the Lord and Master. by: Michael Collins The Anthonyville Review Journal gets an exclusive look into the mind of our Lord and Master. Michael C...
Posted by Captain "Mad Blade" Valenta on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 12:55:00 PST

Disclaimer (Taking Over the World)

* This is a disclaimer in regards to taking over the world, Step 1. Upon reading my own blog on how to take over the world, I realized I may have come across as something I am not. Which is, a Presid...
Posted by Captain "Mad Blade" Valenta on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Can't Sleep and Bored

Well, it's 5 in the morning, I can't sleep and I am bored out of my mind. I could try to force myself to sleep, but I really need to wake up early tomorrow to run errands. I'd read, but I've read eve...
Posted by Captain "Mad Blade" Valenta on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST