My Name is Mark. I am a very passionate person, overly so. I love music, girls, the eagles, the phillies, football, baseball, and friends. In no particular order. I wish i could care less but i cant be anyone other than who i am. I am in the process of being comfortable in my own skin.
I have a strange fascination with breezy summer nights, sunsets on the ocean, and dusk in the winter in the woods. Nature is much better if you can enjoy it with someone. My Buddy Dan and I are on a weekly humiliate ourselves trying to be baseball players workout regimin. It is much funner than it looks. And then we binge on gatorade, ice tea, and fast food for healthy moderation while watching obvious "B" movies. I frequently suffer from verbal diharea. Its stinky and often makes a big mess. But in general, i am a very caring and loyal person.I have the best niece in the world who believes that sharing with the dogs is caring with the dogs. With the humans? Not so much. But she wont have to share much because she is beautiful and can get anything she wants and as long as she loves me and gets a nice paying job on capital hill alongside her daddy, the future prez of the u.s (say it, it rhymes), its alright with me.
The top 10 things i want to change or happen in the world:
1)World peace
2)world hunger ends
3)donald trump's hairpiece blows off during a live taping of the 6 oclock news
4)the rolling stones not wearing shirts at concerts
5)Patrick "the batrick" (burrell) actually hits 30 homers again for the phillies.
6)Or when he breaks his bat getting jammed on an inside fastball (with the bases loaded down by a run in the bottom of the ninth, to send us to the playoffs), his bat cracks exposing that he's been hiding dime bags of weed and folded funny money in his bat for after the game.
7)barry bonds trips and and falls while rounding the bases after breaking the HR record.
8)Terrell Owens breaking free from Eagles defenders at a game at the linc, only 10 yards from a touch down only to have a drunken south philly italian jump from the stands, hurdle the eagles bench and tackle him while in the process giving him a concussion.
9)Jeremy Shockey administering a can of whoop ass on eli manning after his 25th int of the season, knocking out 3 of manning's teeth furthing his appearance as a talentless redneck hick with a fortunate name and pedigree.
10)A Philadelphia Team wins a championship.Now you know how much my priorities are in the wrong place.P.S- To whom this may concern: Eyes are the most telling feature on anyones body. Know that."What you need wont make you cry but what you want will pass you by if you dont catch it"..
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Stephen
You are a chick magnet! Not AS rich but hella hot and very popular. You like spending your extra time hooking up or at the beach... or hooking up at the beach.
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