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The return of the Hebrew Hammer (ITZ HAMMER TIME!)

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About Me

My Name is Mark. I am a very passionate person, overly so. I love music, girls, the eagles, the phillies, football, baseball, and friends. In no particular order. I wish i could care less but i cant be anyone other than who i am. I am in the process of being comfortable in my own skin. I have a strange fascination with breezy summer nights, sunsets on the ocean, and dusk in the winter in the woods. Nature is much better if you can enjoy it with someone. My Buddy Dan and I are on a weekly humiliate ourselves trying to be baseball players workout regimin. It is much funner than it looks. And then we binge on gatorade, ice tea, and fast food for healthy moderation while watching obvious "B" movies. I frequently suffer from verbal diharea. Its stinky and often makes a big mess. But in general, i am a very caring and loyal person.I have the best niece in the world who believes that sharing with the dogs is caring with the dogs. With the humans? Not so much. But she wont have to share much because she is beautiful and can get anything she wants and as long as she loves me and gets a nice paying job on capital hill alongside her daddy, the future prez of the u.s (say it, it rhymes), its alright with me. The top 10 things i want to change or happen in the world: 1)World peace 2)world hunger ends 3)donald trump's hairpiece blows off during a live taping of the 6 oclock news 4)the rolling stones not wearing shirts at concerts 5)Patrick "the batrick" (burrell) actually hits 30 homers again for the phillies. 6)Or when he breaks his bat getting jammed on an inside fastball (with the bases loaded down by a run in the bottom of the ninth, to send us to the playoffs), his bat cracks exposing that he's been hiding dime bags of weed and folded funny money in his bat for after the game. 7)barry bonds trips and and falls while rounding the bases after breaking the HR record. 8)Terrell Owens breaking free from Eagles defenders at a game at the linc, only 10 yards from a touch down only to have a drunken south philly italian jump from the stands, hurdle the eagles bench and tackle him while in the process giving him a concussion. 9)Jeremy Shockey administering a can of whoop ass on eli manning after his 25th int of the season, knocking out 3 of manning's teeth furthing his appearance as a talentless redneck hick with a fortunate name and pedigree. 10)A Philadelphia Team wins a championship.Now you know how much my priorities are in the wrong place.P.S- To whom this may concern: Eyes are the most telling feature on anyones body. Know that."What you need wont make you cry but what you want will pass you by if you dont catch it".. Take the quiz: "Which Laguna Beach Character are You?"

Stephen
You are a chick magnet! Not AS rich but hella hot and very popular. You like spending your extra time hooking up or at the beach... or hooking up at the beach. Family Guy: Peanut Butter Jelly
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My Interests

John Mclaughlin: Pasha's loveJohn Mclaughlin: Brise De CoeurHowie Day: Sorry so SorryPolice: Roxanne

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet my ancestors because as much as i've tried to find out in recent years, i dont know from where and from whom i decend. And i dont like that. I'd also like to meet Howard Stern and discuss life with him. But in general i like to meet different people as I go through life. Everybody has something to offer or to teach me.Take the quiz: "What famous Quarterback are you?"

Steve Young
He not only used his arm to assure his hall of fame future but also used his legs.

Music:

John Mayer, Dave matthews, Nirvana, 3 doors down, smashing pumpkins, beatles, guns'n roses, John mclaughlin, Al di meola, Labeque sisters, Bloc party, the eagles, don henley, sting and the police
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Hairy Manilow What's Your Porn Star Name?

Movies:


You're an Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable What Kind of Kisser Are You?

Television:


Which Family Guy character are you?
Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover
You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!
Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.
You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.
You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable
Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life
By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.
Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives.
Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours.
No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. What Kind of Seducer Are You?
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Heroes:

Dr. William Geary PHD
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My Blog

Ode to the Phillies

It has long been with the Phillies that they have not able to find a certain measure of success on a consistent basis. Watching last night's game against the Astros where the Phils were robbed of a wi...
Posted by The return of the Hebrew Hammer (ITZ HAMMER TIME!) on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 09:44:00 PST

sobering moment

We all have moments in life that just take us aback. Today i had one. In the car today i was listening to jeff buckley's hallelujah. And out of the blue i drove past a funeral proccession. However mea...
Posted by The return of the Hebrew Hammer (ITZ HAMMER TIME!) on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 10:56:00 PST

Life lessons

My general goal in life is to draw as much from every experience as i possibly can. I think that every person has something to offer in the way of knowledge and guidance whether it's a belief that the...
Posted by The return of the Hebrew Hammer (ITZ HAMMER TIME!) on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 11:19:00 PST

What in the world is all this

As i prepare to go to be soon a few things linger on the mind: -Choral concert: Me+singing= wholly unatural sounds. Frequently mistaken for rhino mating calls. - Girls: Who knows which ones i wil...
Posted by The return of the Hebrew Hammer (ITZ HAMMER TIME!) on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 08:45:00 PST

here here

Ok...so for all of you who thought the last blog was all bout you, this one is. People are stuck in the mindset that everyone is cut from the same cloth. That people act a certain way because they ha...
Posted by The return of the Hebrew Hammer (ITZ HAMMER TIME!) on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 08:57:00 PST

THoughts and prescriptions

Random Thoughts: -OH MY GOD, the flyers suck. And no Forsberg. Fun. My resolutions for the rest of  07 - Find a nice girl: Seems easy right. NO! Who knows anymore. Some girls just don't wan...
Posted by The return of the Hebrew Hammer (ITZ HAMMER TIME!) on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 08:18:00 PST

VDAY

Being in on Vday sucks. It really does. I dont think vday is a serious thing, but i dont dismiss it either because nobody can dispute that its awesome being with the ones you care about. So if you had...
Posted by The return of the Hebrew Hammer (ITZ HAMMER TIME!) on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 08:02:00 PST

MARK RULES

? life is ridiculous. Anyone notice. Honestly, im so ready to just chill and relax. Im just tired of the constant stress. Pleasing everyone sucks. So here are some Mark Rules   - Mark Will please...
Posted by The return of the Hebrew Hammer (ITZ HAMMER TIME!) on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 06:41:00 PST

the SHIT HAS HIT THE FAN

Casual wishes: -A girlfriend. Not just a girlfriend, a chick who gets me, and loves me all the more for it. -The $250 Dan still owes me. - A better car - For it to be April -A successful career -the ...
Posted by The return of the Hebrew Hammer (ITZ HAMMER TIME!) on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 04:26:00 PST

Life PT I

"Everybody deserves a little clarity" -Mark Livshits (2007) It is hard going through life in the dark. However people somehow manage. Thats not to say that they do it well, or gracefully, but they do...
Posted by The return of the Hebrew Hammer (ITZ HAMMER TIME!) on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 08:13:00 PST