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Pete Jacob

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About Me

Hello all you wonderful Americans. For those who do not know me I am about 6' 10 and my favorite thing to do is watch Saved By the Bell re-runs until I fall asleep. I also catch Fraggle-Rock and a little G.I. Joes on the weekends. The most amazing thing that ever happen to me was that I was able to stop wetting the bed last week. If you think I am kidding ask my family and those who know me the Most. I was called Pee-Baby for the longest time and I really feel that I need psychological help. To be honest with you I really don't like using the bathroom in public or private places, so I just wait like a normal human being and get nice and warm in the bed and then let it go. Oh man! it feels great when that warm piss starts running down you leg. Up here in Boone it really helps you when the heat is turned off. I mean really! why do you need heat when you can pee the bed. I also like shooting rifles in Roaring Mother-Fucking River, in the great state of Wilkes County. I really have no life what so ever. People tell me that I have an unusual stinch that follows me around whereever I go. I call it Old Spice but they seem to think it is shit stains. One of my favorite past-times is thinking that I am studying but I am really not. I am just sitting there wasting time looking at the cover of the the notebook. I am that random guy that likes to be that random guy i.e. always making up those random jokes. Well everything else is old news. For those who know me and have met me you know that I am a bed wetter.

My Interests

Eating, Working on being lazy, Going to school to be Teacher, Making bank at my job, Making Golden REcords, Showing off my cheap ass bar tricks, Bench pressing 50lbs. a day, Playin a little video game, Listening to Drama, Knowing more about sports then you, Being the sexist guy at your local party, looking at you while you wear a black belt with brown shoes, wondering what time people will be leaving my apartment because the party is seriously over, and a little bit of chillaxin.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus Christ, I would like to meet Pamela in her prime, THE GUY WHO INVENTED OREO'S, THE GUY WHO POPPED MY FIRST FOOTBALL WITH A KNIFE, The President of my Ass, J-Lo, Vince Carter, MJ, Dean Smith, Mark Cuban, Ben Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, The Scorpions, Frank Dux's, Gregor Mendal, CHARLES Darwin, Len Bias(r.i.p), GEN. PATTON, John Wayne, Denzel Washington, Mel Gibson yeah right. People we need to recognizeThe guy who invented the cell phone The guy who invented the toliet The guy who invented the snickers bar(damn those things are the best) The guy who invented reality TV( I will murder you)You have 100% J-Ville Experience

Congradulations! You are a true J-Ville resident and should not be proud of this. You have experienced all the sights, sounds, lights and culture that is Jacksonville. I join you in this, and feel your pain as well.

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Music:

Sublime, Sevendust, Hatebreed, Any rap that sounds good, 311, Project Pat, Crunchy Black, DJ Paul, The Scorpions, Guns N Roses, Nirvana(yes I am old school), anything basically before todays date, I like smooth old time rock n roll and then a little bit of pop-lock-and-drop-it. Anything that makes me swing side to side.

Movies:

Predator, Jurrasic Park, Top Gun, Boogie NIghts, Blow, Platoon, Saving Private Ryan, Black Hawk Down, Rock I-V, Glaidator, Starship Troopers, Wedding Crashers, Waiting, Full Metal Jacket, Braveheart kid.

Television:

FAMIlY GUY, ESPN,K-1 Fighting, Chappelle's Show, Football, Carolina Basketball, NFL Football, March Madness, Anything on the Military Channel.

Books:

Of mice and men, The HOly Bible, Classifieds, Sun-Tzu The Art of War, The Purpose Driven Life, Leadership Secrets of Attila The Hun, Webster's Dictionary.

Heroes:

Jean-Claude Van-Damne, BatMan, The Dukes of Hazard,MC Hammer,Zack from Saved by the Bell, George Carlton, Crocidile Dunndee.

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Posted by Pete on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 11:17:00 PST