Eating, Working on being lazy, Going to school to be Teacher, Making bank at my job, Making Golden REcords, Showing off my cheap ass bar tricks, Bench pressing 50lbs. a day, Playin a little video game, Listening to Drama, Knowing more about sports then you, Being the sexist guy at your local party, looking at you while you wear a black belt with brown shoes, wondering what time people will be leaving my apartment because the party is seriously over, and a little bit of chillaxin.
Jesus Christ, I would like to meet Pamela in her prime, THE GUY WHO INVENTED OREO'S, THE GUY WHO POPPED MY FIRST FOOTBALL WITH A KNIFE, The President of my Ass, J-Lo, Vince Carter, MJ, Dean Smith, Mark Cuban, Ben Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, The Scorpions, Frank Dux's, Gregor Mendal, CHARLES Darwin, Len Bias(r.i.p), GEN. PATTON, John Wayne, Denzel Washington, Mel Gibson yeah right. People we need to recognizeThe guy who invented the cell phone The guy who invented the toliet The guy who invented the snickers bar(damn those things are the best) The guy who invented reality TV( I will murder you)You have 100% J-Ville Experience
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Sublime, Sevendust, Hatebreed, Any rap that sounds good, 311, Project Pat, Crunchy Black, DJ Paul, The Scorpions, Guns N Roses, Nirvana(yes I am old school), anything basically before todays date, I like smooth old time rock n roll and then a little bit of pop-lock-and-drop-it. Anything that makes me swing side to side.
Predator, Jurrasic Park, Top Gun, Boogie NIghts, Blow, Platoon, Saving Private Ryan, Black Hawk Down, Rock I-V, Glaidator, Starship Troopers, Wedding Crashers, Waiting, Full Metal Jacket, Braveheart kid.
FAMIlY GUY, ESPN,K-1 Fighting, Chappelle's Show, Football, Carolina Basketball, NFL Football, March Madness, Anything on the Military Channel.
Of mice and men, The HOly Bible, Classifieds, Sun-Tzu The Art of War, The Purpose Driven Life, Leadership Secrets of Attila The Hun, Webster's Dictionary.
Jean-Claude Van-Damne, BatMan, The Dukes of Hazard,MC Hammer,Zack from Saved by the Bell, George Carlton, Crocidile Dunndee.