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sub7th

sub7th

About Me

I draw pictures n stuff.

Sometimes if I stare at things for too long they leave.I didn't know hip-hop had a uniform.I got really excited when I found out there's a powder you can consume that turns your piss blue... no for real... no seriously look it up.I built a miniature shrine to Cheddar Brats behind a guys garage in englewood colorado, it might still be there if you look.

I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen. Knock her in her upper during supper Clutter up her Butter Gutter. Ya know?

My Interests

Kicking puppies and beating invalids with trash can lids.

I'd like to meet:

A one legged albino lesbian pigmy commando melee specialist from venezuela who stands 4 foot tall... with a knife.

Music:

I hate music unless it's experimental... you know like two guys rubbing nails on a big sheet of copper while some fuckin whack job in leotards dances around pretending to be a tree in winter. That shit fuckin owns. And this...

Movies:

Barbie and the magic moustache.

Television:

I love all television especially those reality shows. I cant think of anything I'd rather do than sit around on my ass and watch someone elses life rather than live my own. Fuck yeah watching some people I dont know and dont care about try and be friends for a week in a nice hotel! That shit gets me hard! Im rubbin one out right now just thinking about Bill and Danny trying to make up after the fight over who gets to use the bathroom first.

Books:

Pretty much anything with a shiny gold spine.

Heroes:

Are good with mustard.

My Blog

Tales of a snotty nose.

SinusitisA short story.So I'm the kinda guy who likes to self diagnose.Yes, yes I know, "You're not a doctor Mike!"But I'm not an idiot either.Don't get me wrong, I have respect for doctors... good on...
Posted by sub7th on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 09:50:00 PST

Good Lord My Ass Hurts!

My ass hurts.Yes I know what you're thinking you rotten bastards.He did it..... he finally did it... Mike came out of the closet!For the last time, Im not gay damn it!No I bought myself a new mountain...
Posted by sub7th on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 03:24:00 PST

Late Nights... again.

It's almost midnight on a monday night.RJD2 coming out of my speakers. The only other sound is my fingers slamming around on this keyboard and a whir from the fans in my PC.Outside this room is a...
Posted by sub7th on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 08:52:00 PST

Holy shit I almost didn't not die!

So every once in awhile I fly around to different cities to listen to people in other states tell me what to do. I fly out of Reagan National and into Chicago OHARE.Now if you're from Illinois or have...
Posted by sub7th on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 09:28:00 PST

My brain stubbed it's toe.

Dont know quite when or why but it definitely stubbed it's toe.Definitely.I guess it could be this lack of sleep lately, but I'm pretty used to that. However it seems like my brain has just decided to...
Posted by sub7th on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 07:20:00 PST

Memorial Day Wii-kend

What I learned this weekend.A short essay by: micheal filerSo Memorial weekend.... everybody's getting primed for the 3 day booze fest and bar-b-que. It's exciting to be sure.Friday night I get home a...
Posted by sub7th on Tue, 29 May 2007 10:27:00 PST

ok, ok, ok I give up.

Fine...... *sigh* I've tried and tried to get away from myspace. I've made myself another home.But all you mutherfuckers keep hangin out around here so I guess I'll give in to peer pressure and hang o...
Posted by sub7th on Thu, 10 May 2007 11:18:00 PST

Whats the big stink?

Well it's been awhile since my last blog, so I figured I'd try to give any of you who read it something to chew on. Let me start by saying that today was a stressfull day, I wont go into details but i...
Posted by sub7th on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Women + Beauty + Money = Confusion

Not that it's any of my business but...... So, Crystal and I had been talking about her cutting her hair for awhile. I've seen lots of pictures of her with shorter hair and she looks absolutely go...
Posted by sub7th on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Crazy Cats and the Great Bean Escape

Upon moving in with my girlfriend I've acquired 2 cats Nietzsche & Loki, the names probably should've been reversed since Nietzsche or Neech for short is the mischievous lunatic and Loki is the cat t...
Posted by sub7th on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST