Keith - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Keith Bearden Factoids:*Street Cred Dept: Used to work with junkies, then wrote for dirty magazines, also worked in now defunct club. Sex, Drugs and Rock n Roll anyone? (Also worked for the Russian Mob, so I guess that makes me gangsta, too)*Had a movie at Sundance.*Can tell you more about my life at age 2 than I can at age 22.*Have home phone numbers of both porn stars and priests at the Vatican.*Eden Miller says I smell like Andy Dick. And she would know!*Used to write for TV. Don't make what you don't watch.*My superpowers: super eater, always arrive on time, can sleep standing up.

My Interests

Napping, listening to music and staring into space, dancing in my apt, making movies, making out, mixing cocktails for guests

I'd like to meet:

More of who I know already, ie, educated trash, nerdy geniuses, warm hearted sluts, aging queens and the almost famous.

Music:

Kinks, Fountains of Wayne, Washboard Sam, ye old punkrrrock, Mum, Kraftwerk, Ramones, Loretta Lynn, Sparks, The Fantastic Johnny C, RJD2, The Changes, Dolorean, Revilloes/Rezilloes, Flaming Lips, Queers, Dictators, Laura Viers, rockabilly, "The Clapping Song" by Shirley Ellis, any band in myspace profile, anything 20s or 30s or mid/late 60s...milions others

Movies:

The Loved One, Ghost World, Any Werner Herzog, Airplane, The Girl Can't Help it, John Waters, Bad Santa, Cockettes, Melvin and Howard, Ali: Fear Eats the Soul, the good Woody Allen, The Producers (original version-Broadway stinks), tons more

Television:

TV sucks

Books:

Into the Heart of Borneo, Catalog of Cool, Vegas by John Gregory Dunne, Norwood (or any Charles Portis), Fast Food Nation, Civil War Land in Great Decline, Pizza Face, Psychotronic Encyclopedia, Edward Allen, Harry Crews, Spoon River Anthology, Poe, Hemingway, any book with pictures of old country western stars. Or arcane info. I have books on Opium, two on the history of the necktie...I recently bought a 300 page book on the history of ice cream. And I don't even like ice cream.

Heroes:

Eggplant Parmasian is always nice.