2003- invented music.
2004- reinvented music
2005- nothing really happened.
2006- "Thank You For Buying Our Product" wins 53 Grammies.
2007- desperate to counter all the bad music in the world, Adam Barnes emerges full-force with an arsenal of radioactive tunes.
2008- Adam Barnes wins $7m for information resulting in the capture of America's 10 Most Wanted felons and quietly retires from music.... probably.