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JEN

jenavina

About Me

The Cowboys, The Lake Show, Mondrian, waking up to the smell of dark roasted coffee, Agent Provacateur, cooking, Paris, pizza and Tapatio, an oversized linen shirt, hamachi and jalapenos, Vosges Chocolates, Veuve Cliqout, writing, riding, a good pedicure, a good burn, my favorite jeans, chenille blankets, a frosted Belvedere martini, Nutella, tubing in Austin, silk ties, Film Noir, '100 Years of Solitude' at Pascucci, my mom's chicken soup, the filet mignon asparagus app at Roku, buying a pair of shoes I should'nt be buying, Texas Hold'em... A whisper on the inside of my wrist and finding a quiet place in the sun with Chloe... These are a few of my favorite things.I don't use the word HATE lightly, but here goes: pickles, paper cuts, Goldschlager & Jagermeister, going to the dentist, George Dubya F**king Bush, small asses (lack there ass), sloppy kissers, bee stings (I'm allergic), Star Trek and Lord of the God Damn Rings (F**k Peter Jackson), cauliflower, lip injections, back hair/backne, religious zealots, litter boxes, cleaning the bathroom, hospitals and funerals (I know, pretty obvious), movies that should never be financed but are, intolerance and anchovies... To name a few.

My Interests


You Are a Boxer Puppy
Energetic, playful and good with kids.
You've also got a wild spirit that can't be trained or tamed. What Breed of Puppy Are You?"I'M F**KING DAMON/AFFLECK"

I'd like to meet:

Me at 40 and an amalgam of these men.




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Music:

I like all kinds of music. Below are some vids I really like...

Movies:

Off the top of my head and in no particular order: Into the Wild, Under the Cherry Moon, The Player, Rozencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, Fantasia (the orginal and 2000), Like Water for Chocolate, Point Break, The Professional, Tape, Beautiful Girls, Sixteen Candles, Magnolia, La Haine, 9 1/2 Weeks, China Town, Sirens, Hurlyburly, Alice in Wonderland, Boogie Nights, Swimming with Sharks, Requiem for a Dream, Wild at Heart, War of the Roses, Hard Candy, Spinal Tap, Trainspotting, Waking Life, Y Tu Mama Tambien, The Wizard of Oz, Anniversary Party, Raising Arizona, Snatch, The Doors, Boogie Nights, Breakfast Club, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Casablanca, The Big Lebowski, Interview with a Vampire, Moulin Rouge, Two Guys and a Girl, The Godfather, Eyes Wide Shut, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Closer, Bitter Moon, True Romance, Caddyshack, Thirteen, Clockwork Orange, Ridicule, Zoolander, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, Head, Less Than Zero... ...And so many more

Television:

NOW: Californication, Iconoclasts, Dexter, Daily Show, Tell Me you Love Me, Entourage & Weeds.THEN: Twin peaks, My So Called Life, Sex & the City, Arrested Development, Action & Studio 60.

Books:

Anything written by Ayn Rand, Vladimir Nabokov, Gabriel Garcia Marquez or Shel Silverstein.

Heroes:

My grandmother, who always finds a way to watch over me.

My Blog

Wake me when September ends...

This week I lost both my pets I had with  my EXs... First, I heard Boe passed.  She was 10 1/2 years old and she stayed with my ex-husband Shawn, after the divorce.  As many of you know...
Posted by JEN on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 12:03:00 PST

Did anyone catch the 2 Hour "Tranformers" trailer on MTV last night?

I tuned in to MTV last night to catch what I thought was going to be the Movie Awards. Much to my dismay it turned out to be a two hour trailer for the upcoming "blockbuster" Transformers. Weird right...
Posted by JEN on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 02:34:00 PST

I wanna f**k Scarlett Johansson...

Where does somebody get a figure like hers, for christ's sake?  Her acting's not half bad either.  "Body" of work aside, this whole piece with JT by Nick Cassavetes is immaculate (...
Posted by JEN on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 03:28:00 PST

To Go "Private" or Not

Here's the deal...  I'm not so self-absorbed and delusional that that I think I need to keep MySpace private.  (Even though I do, however, consider myself a private person.) ...
Posted by JEN on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 01:14:00 PST

Seven in '07: Resolutions at a Glance

In 2007, I, Jen Avina resolve to: 1.  Commit to and fullfill 7 resolutions in the coming year. 2.  Not STOP drinking, but stop falling down drunk.  Really it's the bruising, it's sooo u...
Posted by JEN on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 02:51:00 PST

MTV's "My Super Sweet 16"--A Message to Parents

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING?! Seriously, does having unlimited resources justify throwing a $300,000 birthday party for your 16 year old?  Please explain to me what someone that age could have...
Posted by JEN on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 02:52:00 PST

Stephen Baldwin ruined my Sunday morning

So I'm sittin' on my couch on a glorious Sunday morning in So Cali.  Needless to say, the sun is shinning.  I've got coffee brewing, the TV remote in one hand and a bowl of granola in the ot...
Posted by JEN on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 11:08:00 PST