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Lorena

I am here for Friends

About Me

that's a good question, i am stumped, but look out for my memoirs in about fifty years (reserve your copy now).This layout is from WhateverLife.com; get yours today!

My Interests

i can't afford most of the shit i am interested in, like traveling to far locales and eating at nice restaurants, so i just think about them alot, that is my primary interest

I'd like to meet:

this guy named tom who claims to be my friend (see:"Lorena's Friend Space") wassup with that??? do u feel me? ... a jihad warrior... people who invent weird shit like flowbee, robo-maid, velcro, curdory slippers, liposuction, ADD

Music:

let's see, not in any particular order...stevie wonder (the greatest), rudy palos (noise genius), bob marley, led zep, slum village, common, biggie, van halen, blondie, coldplay, peter tosh, the smiths, ella fitzgerald, ice cube, frank motherfuckin sinatra, lila downs, gregory isaacs, mos def, pink floyd, radiohead, sade, abba. jack johnson; this list is a work in progress... but those are my favorites for now.

Movies:

sixteen candles, memento, usual suspects, a clockwork orange, early woody allen before he started having sex with his adopted daughter n shit, big lebowski, anything x-rated or with lil fuzzy animals (or both), i wish they'd make a family guy movie so stewie could finally achieve world domination

Television:

west wing, family guy, simspons, blowout (gotta love a guy who cries like that), bill o'reilly (gotta know your enemies)

Books:

dostoevsky, milan kundera, dan brown, any book designed by mark zhukov...

Heroes:

my parents, mlk, ghandi, cesar chavez, frida, che, subcomandante marcos, mother teresa