JONNY MEXICO

MY WORLD IS UPSIDE DOWN, EAST IS BLACK, UP IS WHITE... I MAY NOT BE PERFECT, BUT WHO ARE WE KIDDING, NEITHER ARE YOU... I'M A BARTENDER BY TRADE AND A DRINKER BY NATURE. THE NIGHT TIME IS THE RIGHT TIME AND I LOVE EVERY MINUTE OF IT. IF IT SOUNDS FUN, I'M IN. THERE'S NOTHING BETTER THEN A FOOD COMA AFTER A GREAT MEAL. ALWAYS GOT MY CLEATS READY FOR A PICKUP GAME. IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS, I WOULD DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. ALSO, I HAVE A VERY, VERY, VERY DRY SENSE OF HUMOR... I USED TO HAVE AN EXAMPLE JOKE BUT IT WAS SOMEWHAT CRUDE AND OFFENSIVE (A.K.A. EXTREMELY FUNNY) BUT I'VE DISCOVERED THEY'RE JUST BETTER IN PERSON...