Fuckin Siggy

I'm Siggy.
"siggy was a failed cyborg experiment done by skynet years ago for the US military. he was created to be a fearless, indestructable killing machine, but he turned out veganedge and started listening to rock'n'roll music. skynet knew not what to do with him, because all he would do is eat french fries and teabag the T-800 in his robot sleep. he escaped one day and moved to santa monica. during his much needed vacation to hyrule, his robotic brain was damaged in a battle with link, losing his vegan power. now he eats meat and watches tyler fucking skeet play his gamecube. he is a pioneer in dildo technology."