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The Schwartz

PUNKS don't die. they just CASH IN

About Me

Hey my name is JASON AARON Schwartz. I am 17 and i go to Esperanza High School. oh yea i forgot im HELLA good looking, HELLA fun, HELLA Witty and Hella tight too. I like Punk music, my friends goin to shows, chillaxin, doin new stuff, and things of that matter.

My Interests

Alot of things hold my instrest. Music, shows, sports, DA BITCHES, the men for that matter. giving head master bating with peanut butter everything.

I'd like to meet:

Kids who like cock just like me. the only kids worth talking to anyways. those little japs are so FUCKIN CLEVER.That is a joke. i don't know how well jokes get picked up over the internet. But see if you meet me i can tell you in person and you'll get itOH and ANYONE WHO FUCKIN HATES THE SHOES VIDEO MORE THAN I DO. BECAUSE THAT IS HARD TO DO AND I WOULD BE IMPRESSED. i don't think i have ever not laughed that hard at something.

Music:

ORANGE,7 seconds, 9 shocks terror, A Global Threat, A Tribe Called Quest, ACTION, The Adicts, Adolescents, Afroman, Against All Authority, Against ME!, Agent Orange, AGGROLIATES, Agnostic Front, Agression, ALL, Andrew WK, Angry Samoans, ANS, Anti Flag, Anti Nowhere League, BAD BRAINS, Bad Religion, BATS, Big D and the Kids Table, Black Flag, Blood for Blood, Bones Brigade, Bouncing Souls, The Briefs, BROKEN BONES, Career Soliders, Casey Jones, Casualties, Catch 22, Charles Bronson, Cheap Sex, China White, Chokin Victim, Circle Jerks, Citizen fish, Clit 45, Cockney Rejects, The Cramps, CRASS, CCR, CRO MAGS, DI, DOA, Dcoi!, Dead Kennedys, Dead Milkmen, DEAD PREZ, DECRY, Defects, Defiance, Dek, Del the Funky Homo, Descendents, Discharge,dr.know, Drain Bramaged, Drop Dead, Dwarves, Exploited, the Faction, The Fartz, Fear, Flatfoot 56, Fleas and Lice, The Freeze, Fugazi, GBH, GG ALLIN, The Gadjits, Gang Green, The Germs, Good Clean Fun, Gorilla Biscuits, Gray MAtter, Gwar, Have Heart, The Havoc, Headnoise, The Ignorant, ILL REPUTE, Immortial Technique, Jedi Mint Tricks, Jerrys kids, JEWDRIVER, JFA, johnny cash, kids like us, kraut, krum bums, lab rats, The Bastards, Leftovver crack, less than jake, LINK 80, lower class brats, Lyrics Born, Matisyahu, MDC, Messengers, MIGHTY MIGHTY BOSSTONES, Minor Threat, Minutemen, Misfits, more To pride, Monster squad, Murder City Devils, Narcoleptic Youth, NECRO, neon maniacs, No Cash, nofx, OFFICIER NEGATIVE, Oi Polloi, Operation Ivy, Over my dead body, phobia, pistol grip, Pressure Point, The Queers, Rancid, Raw Power, RBF, Righteous Jams, RKL, Ryan Mudd, Sahara Hotnights, The Scarred, Shark Punch, Sex Pistols, Shattered Faith, Skrewdriver, the Skulls, SLAPSHOT, the smiths, Smut Peddlers, SOA, The Specials, SS KALIERT, STALAG 13, Stiff little Fingers, Stitches, Stray Cats, Subhumans, Suicidal Tendencies, Symarip, Swollen members, TSOl, Tiger Army, Toxic Narcotic, Toy Dolls, Treepgort, US bombs, Uniform Choice, Unseen, Urban Waste, Vandals, Vitamin X, VARUKERS, Virus, Voids, Voo Doo Glowskulls, Wasted Youth, Weirdos, Wu TANG, Youth Brigade, and Youth of TodayFav local bands:TZ,Techno Allah, UAC, Bonzos, Tippers Gore, Bad Antics, STD, Drencroms, Roundhouse, and a bunch more. Who did i forgetOh yea i really like music. like alot n shit

Movies:

Rounders..........the only movie i love ..

Television:

i am not down with the TV. im more of a movie guy. i hate commericals

Books:

1984, dude whers my country,Lie and the lieing liars who tell them Alot. i will read anything.

Heroes:

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY FRIENDS IN LOS ANGELES!

My Blog

TRUE STORY!!!!!

Bono is at a U2 concert in Dublin when he asks the audience for some quiet. Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands. Holding the audience in total silence, he says in to the microphone...
Posted by The Schwartz on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 12:49:00 PST

Another Blog about me and stuff!!!!!!!

1. DO YOU SNORE? nop2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? both it depends on the person and the ocasion 3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR? NOt being as cool or popular as i am right now 4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEG...
Posted by The Schwartz on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 02:15:00 PST

Info about me

Where were you born? orange-Number of candles on your last birthday cake? uhh i had a cupcake with 15 sprinkles-Town you live in? yorba linda-Ever been to Africa? no-Been toilet papering? yea but i wo...
Posted by The Schwartz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Im gone all summer!!

i am gone all summer this year. i leave on tuesday. i am happy but sad. cause i want to stay in touch with my homies. so if anyways writes me i would appreciate it. i will also write you back   J...
Posted by The Schwartz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I think i have aids and im going to die......... so fill this out please

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe m...
Posted by The Schwartz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Coalition of the Willing. i had no idea

Today i was reading an article about george bush and it was mentioned about the coalition of the willing. that is an alliance of all the countries that are behind us in the war on terror. The final co...
Posted by The Schwartz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Comment on my new pics

think my pics are fuuny/sad/instresting/sexy or any other adjective tell me about it. leave me a comment
Posted by The Schwartz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Do this and i won't give you head. or anytihng for that matter but self satisfaction

1. Full Name: 2. Nickname(s)?: 3. Favorite Color: 4. Is the glass half-empty, or half-full?: 5. Pastels, or neon colors?: 6. Comedy, or Horror Film?: ...
Posted by The Schwartz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Comment on my pics

i think the title says it all. i added a few new pics.
Posted by The Schwartz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

WHat? no shower picture

it is down. i am sorry world. leave me a comment if you want it back
Posted by The Schwartz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST