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About Me

wine drinker...veggie cooker...whiskey lover...argument starter...book consumer...music worshipper...word writer...star fucker...world traveller...heart breaker...mix tape maker...soulmate searcher...my fabulous friend fitz says that vonnegut says this:"I don't mean she looks like a plateful of turkey and sweet potatoes and cranberry sauce. I mean she makes me feel like that is what has just been set before me. Dig in! Dig in!"and i think that's perfect...

My Interests

elipses...roadtrips.used books.burning bridges. replacing nasty addictions with bad habits.making plans and breaking them at the last minute.moving-it's not really an "interest" per se, but its something i seem to do frequently.constant dissatisfaction.starting "one day" projects that take three years to complete. my friends, both the sane and insane.convincing people that whatever vegetarian thing i'm eating tastes "just like meat". trying to get my grandma to put down the scotch and knit with me. is generally being rad an "interest"? reading four books at a time ranging from the vatican's involvement with hitler to eleanor roosevelt's lesbian affair to don quixote to...get the idea?listening to music that is better than the music that you listen to.

I'd like to meet:

vanderbilt 44 (walter mathau) in elia kazan's "a face in the crowd"...brilliance...chess instructors...make out artists...magical mix tape makers...multi-taskers...funny ones...circus folk...people who use the word "rad"...pirates (or ninjas) but mostly pirates...super heroes...sarcastic devils...someone who believes funny cancels bad...whiskey drinkers...in other words...i'm good...

Music:

yes please...sufjan stevens.matt pond PA.andrew bird.decemberists.the thermals.bloc party.wolf parade.modest mouse.andrew bird.sufjan stevens.arcade fire.m. wardislands.cat power.sunset rubdown.mr. dylan.band of horses.broken social scene. minus the bear.owen.fiona apple.talking heads.mars volta.early steely dan. muse.joe jackson.mr.cash.nuetral milk hotel.radiohead.tom waits.architecture in helsinki.lambchop.belle and sebastian.the animals.the shins.oasis.clap your hands say yeah.and then all of the other songs/bands that i drunkenly proclaim to be my "favorite"...

Movies:

annie hall.eternal sunshine of the spotless mind.shortbussay anythingall about eve.gummo.a face in the crowd.office space.magnolia.the royal tannenbaums.the big lebowski.chinatown.adventures in babysitting.clerks.husbands and wives.rushmore.the constant gardener.garden state.forty year old virgin.amalie.oh brother where art thou.love me if you dare.punch drunk love.old school.any horror movies, even the bad ones are good as far as i'm concerned...every single documantary ever made, whether it's about scrabble tournament players, serial killers, the migration of birds, kids in beauty pagents or dustmites...i love documentaries...

Television:

dead-fucking-wood: greatest show in the history of television...oh lord i love me some jim and pam...and i totally roll with the pch-ers...criminal intent: i have a tremendous crush on vincent d'onofrio...lost- but i only watch it once a year when the season is released on dvd, i can't wait week to week. i need instant gratification...flavor of love (no, i'm serious)it's always sunny in philadelphia.

Books:

are my life force...i wouldn't even know where to begin...

Heroes:

please.

My Blog

the eagle has landed....

soooooo it's offical, i have begun the move-back-in process!after checking the place for bugs...not the cockroach kind....the recording kind...you'll all be happy to know that no wiretapping devices w...
Posted by dorothyparkerincarnate... on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 10:46:00 PST

dear may and june 2007...

in the last two months i have:had a painful terrible allergic reation that covered my entire body with hives.been in the hospital for two days that cost me upwards of 2,500.00.lost my best friend Budd...
Posted by dorothyparkerincarnate... on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 01:50:00 PST

i love my friends and family...

and i have 1,731 reasons why...http://www.flickr.com/photos/dorothyparkerincarnate/la bella vita!
Posted by dorothyparkerincarnate... on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 11:33:00 PST

sunset fucking rubdown.

i saw them last night.they were awesome.and if you don't like them...we're not friends anymore.thank you,the management.
Posted by dorothyparkerincarnate... on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 01:27:00 PST

nothing quite like it...

there is nothing quite like going on vacation, coming home and finding out from your friend (a week later) that the person you were dating fucked the greater part of northern new jersey while you were...
Posted by dorothyparkerincarnate... on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 08:50:00 PST

sorry... i only date scumbags!

riiiiiiiight...i can't!i should write a book...once upon a time a girl and a boy were dating for about a month...as far as the girl could tell things were going fine...until the boy began to act like ...
Posted by dorothyparkerincarnate... on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 09:45:00 PST

iamtwentyseven...

sooo i just realized that i'm 27!i've spent the entire day thinking i was 26...which made me realize...have i been thinking i was still 26 since my 27th birthday?that means that i have spent almost tw...
Posted by dorothyparkerincarnate... on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 11:07:00 PST

bitchbitchbitch...

i bitch alot...i'm going to try to do that less...because i really do live an envious existence....i woke up this morning, put on my bathing suit...made a delicious raspberry and blueberry soy smoothy...
Posted by dorothyparkerincarnate... on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 11:38:00 PST

top five...

top 5 reasons why today has been the best day of the month so far...1. it's puuuuurfect outside and i'm going to the beach...2. deadwood season 2 on dvd...the best 18 hours ever spent...seriously, al ...
Posted by dorothyparkerincarnate... on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 09:00:00 PST

ifsomeonefuckssomeoneelsewhileyouredatingthem...is it cheating?

made a new friend tonight...her name is janeen...until an hour ago she was a total stranger...everyone say "hi janeen!"this is what janeen had to say: (the subject heading was: AHHH MATT) ------------...
Posted by dorothyparkerincarnate... on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 12:39:00 PST