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~deb~

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About Me

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I hate cheese and I love olives. I can touch my tongue to my nose. People tell me I'm funny when I'm angry. I apparently have the need to get really wasted, so now I try to waste myself on my bicycle. I have tattoos, but I don't like piercings - they can be ripped out. I take pictures for work and race my bicycle for fun...I'd like for that to be reversed so I'm working on it. I broke my right collarbone when I was little and it never healed right, so it has this crazy bend to it and it aches during storms. My kitchen is a mess because I like to cook but don't like to clean. The general public horrifies me, in person and in television. I show too much emotion. Bike mechanics are some of the most important people in my life. I buy US Weekly because it will shut off my brain when it is being too noisy.
Make an on-line slide show at onetruemedia.com

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Scarlett Johansen so I can punch her in the face. Boo, whore!Also: he doesn't know it yet, but The Cannibal will father my children. See below.

My Blog

http://bikevomit.blogspot.com

Most of my blogging is done here: http://bikevomit.blogspot.com
Posted by on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 11:32:00 GMT

read a muh fuckin book

So there's a little animation going around. If you watch BET or (God forbid) CNN, you may have already seen it. It's called "Read a Book". In addition to the "Read a Book" message, the short contains ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 20:19:00 GMT

hell fuck yes

So, I am sitting in the airport of the town of all bark and no bite (Vegas, baby?) having a beer and some fried food. Maybe I just don't give a shit about gambling--didn't gamble a penny the whole tim...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 21:23:00 GMT

celery is bullshit.

Maybe I was raised wrong, but who decided it was a good idea to put celery in soup? Really, who decided it was a good idea to eat that shit in the first place? It is only good when smothered...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 16:25:00 GMT

jackass on Redwood Gulch

So, awesome. I took my bike along to San Jose when work sent me to be emotionally re-programmed. And then I found out that three of the four full days would go until 9pm....a whole other story. The on...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 12:45:00 GMT

blogs are fucking creepy

  ....but not as creepy as this guy i know who huffs people.... he will sneak up behind you, and before you know it---*snuufffff*---he is getting a good whiff. i swear to god, he gets high o...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 19:05:00 GMT